various other things (p4)

by llizard (aka ejm)

updated 30 August 2008
MOST RECENT: constellation: Ursa Major (The Great Bear)

page 4 (taxtime – yawn)

A abacus . Adam and Eve . airplane . alphabet . anchor . angel
B bar . bra . boot . bottle . bowing . boy . bridge
C caduceus . cafe . camera . carpet . cemetary gates . chair . clock . columns . constellation (Ursa Major)
D dolls . door
E pushing the envelope
F faces . feather . fire & fireplace . first aid kit . flags . fleur de lys . footwear . fox
G girl
H hands . handbasket . hat . highheeled shoes . hospital items . house & tree . Humpty Dumpty
K kicked out . kimono & sash . knitting
L lamp . legs
M man and his dog . market . mittens . Mother and child
N Narcissus . newspaper
P pen & ink . placard (sign, scroll) . poison . puppet . pyramids and sphinx
R radio
S Salome . scissors . scream . sewing machine . shower . skull & crossbones . sleep (or lack thereof) . sneeze . snowglobe . stairs . surprise
T table . taxtime . telephone . television . toaster . tombstone . towel . treasure chest . tree . trophy
U umbrella . urn
W watering the lawn . wind
Y yawn

table:

the glass is half full...

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pickles:

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please take out the garbage...

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taxtime:

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I have done a reproduction of a watercolour on the same subject and there is a Javascript ASCII-animation of taxtime as well.

telephone:

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television:

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toaster:

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tombstone:

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tombstone ravaged by time:

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          |  name goes here  ||
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   My sister wrote the following to me:

“E’s hamster, Cookies, sadly has gone the way of all flesh. Cookies had a hard life. Taken from its mother too late, it never could be tamed, and so deprived itself of human affection because it bit anyone who came near.”

   I wrote back:

We were sad to hear of Cookies’ demise. While a “simple yet elegant stick” is fitting, we felt that it would be more appropriate to erect this little tombstone.

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          |      bites       ||
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   and this little sign goes beside:

    ________________________________________________
   >                                                <
   >         Cookies was an ornery sort             <
   >      Though lavished by a friendly E,          <
   >  Bit his(her) way through his(her) short life  <
   >      A tuna tin his(her) only comfort          <
   >________________________________________________<
*   ||*        *   **    * **    **      **      *|* **
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Cookies was replaced by two hamsters (whose sex was extremely difficult to detect until after the babies were born – but that’s another story) Mishka went on to be the mother of several hamsters, one of which was a male named Lili who lived on happily for some time. The rest of the litter was sent back to the petstore from whence they came. (It’s best not to dwell on the terrible murder of Mishka’s sister Natasha.)

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          |    forgiven...   ||
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          |     May She      ||
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          | |   \. _|_. | .  ||
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  *     * | *   **    * **   |**      **
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Lily breathed his last in early 1999.

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          |long lived & long ||
          |   long loved     ||
          |                  ||
  *       | *   **    * **   |**      **
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towel:

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ejm97 |=====||
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   monogrammed with the initials "KA":

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   and of course, with "EJM" --one should never be without one's towel!

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treasure chest:

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tree:

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There is an ASCII-animation of the tree and a gif animation of the tree as well.

  maple leaf:

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  Sir Isaac Newton:

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thanks to Jeremy <jrshrodr[at]wcnet.org> for the apple bursting idea

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trophy:

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   trophy sent to Veronica Karlsson,
   (whose fault it is that this archive is here)

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umbrella:

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I have also done a beach umbrella.

urn:

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watering the lawn:

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garden

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There is an ASCII-animation of this windy day and also a gif animation of the windy day.

window:

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To various other things (page 1: abacus – bridge)
To various other things (page 2: caduceus – girl)
To various other things (page3: hands – surprise)
To various other things (page4: taxtime – yawn)

©ejm 1996-2001, 2005