various other things (p3)

by llizard (aka ejm)

updated 30 August 2008
MOST RECENT: constellation: Ursa Major (The Great Bear)

page 3 (hands – surprise)

A abacus . Adam and Eve . airplane . alphabet . anchor . angel
B bar . bra . boot . bottle . bowing . boy . bridge
C caduceus . cafe . camera . carpet . cemetary gates . chair . clock . columns . constellation (Ursa Major)
D dolls . door
E pushing the envelope
F faces . feather . fire & fireplace . first aid kit . flags . fleur de lys . footwear . fox
G girl
H hands . handbasket . hat . highheeled shoes . hospital items . house & tree . Humpty Dumpty
K kicked out . kimono & sash . knitting
L lamp . legs
M man and his dog . market . mittens . Mother and child
N Narcissus . newspaper
P pen & ink . placard (sign, scroll) . poison . puppet . pyramids and sphinx
R radio
S Salome . scissors . scream . sewing machine . shower . skull & crossbones . sleep (or lack thereof) . sneeze . snowglobe . stairs . surprise
T table . taxtime . telephone . television . toaster . tombstone . towel . treasure chest . tree . trophy
U umbrella . urn
W watering the lawn . wind
Y yawn

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Need some extra light?

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disgraceful habit:

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sore wrist:

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   _________________       ((\
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  | llizard aka ejm |\ \ \ \ | |
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    | / / / / /| llizard aka ejm |\ \ \ \ \ |
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twiddling thumbs

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           ________________________________
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applause:

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             ________________________
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handbasket:

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I=I=I=I=I=I=I=I   ==,==,==,==,==,=
=I=I=I=I=I=I=I=   ,==,==,==,==,==,
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                     . ~.
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                  =+=+=+=+  in a Handbasket
                   =+=+=+=
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                  +=+=+=+=\ I can't believe that VK
              -   =+=+=+=+= put wheels on this thing!
   -   (   )       =+=+=+=  
     (   )   ( )===+=+=+=
                   O'   `O


                -       -   . ~\ ,^%---
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              -     -     ;    <|/\  
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                  +=+=+=+=\ Eeeek!! Where are the brakes
              -   =+=+=+=+=         on this thing!!!?!??
   -   (   )       =+=+=+=
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                   O'   `O


        -       -   . ~\ ,^%---
                   '    <'  \        Clearly no brakes
      -     -     ;    <|/\ I'm going to have to jump!
                  +=+=+=|=+ 
              -   =+=+=+=+=
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                   O'   `O


        -     -  ---%^,/.  
                   /__>  '  maybe this angle is safer...
      -     -     ;  /\>  ;  
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hat:

         /v\
ejm    _|___|_


            /^v^\
           /     \
ejm    ___|_______|___


          _-'-_
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sombrero:

                _-'-_
               /_-_-_\
       _______|-_-_-_-|________
  ejm (________________________)
      ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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        ! ` .            . ' !
          ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !  !


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hospital items:

   wheel chair:

         _
          L_
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   nurse's cap, suringes and medicine:

                                     ()
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      \---------/      ___          /  \
       \       /   o--[___]----     |Rx|
        \_____/            ___      |__|
ejm96                  o--[___]----


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       o--[___]----     |Rx|
               ___      |__|
ejm        o--[___]----



house & tree:

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   with family and dog:

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   / [][] \  ###\#|#/###             O/   O
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   |  |!  |    # }|{  #     &@___?   |    |       _| \
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   cabin in woods:


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   just the house:

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garden

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watering the lawn

Humpty Dumpty:

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kicked out:

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boot:

     \_O~_
     ,_ \/
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       /
       \

                           !!
                    ,7^^^7^%< 
                   ^
        _~C_/   and STAY out!!!
        \/_,
        (/
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To the other kind of boot

kimono and sash (obi?):

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knitting:

       \
        \,
        "",&&&&
        /&&& ?'>    DAmn!! That's knit one perl TWO...
   \   /  && _C  /
    \  \  )(    /
     \  \   \  ,""       '
      \  ) (_\/_|\`.____/,
       \(______ |\\ `.--_-
        |_____\ ~~~ \ `.        /\_/\   `.
        |======\ _,'\   `.      (@.@ )___))
        |       \ . )`__, `.   _> O <____ |
ejm `.__|_______.'  `'      `(()-' )/    \|


I have done a gif animation of knitting as well.

lamp:

ejm96          ( 
         .      )
     __.-~-.___/
    C (_____)
         &
        ~~~


      _.~.__/
     C(___)
        &
ejm97  ~~~


    )
   (
    _
    \`,.-*-.__
     `(_____) )
         &
ejm98   ~~~


    )
   (     .
    \`,.-~-.__
     `(_____) )
         &
ejm98   ~~~

expensive legs:

                                |     ,
                                |    /___$/
                                |    /   )   |
                                | [=((((,    |
                                |     !      |
                     ------*.*.*|     !      |
                   /     __.*.*.|     !      |_______
                  /  ` -    `.*.|     !       |
                 /    ' \  ` -`*|     !       |
                /    '   \   `  |    / \      |
               /  ,'      \   ' |   /   \     |
              /  /         \  ' |  /     \, ' |
             &==(           \  \| /       /   |
            /  / )           &==|/        |   |
           /_, |/            '  | )       |  `|   
  ejm   ,___/  |             |_( \|        \  |
                          ,____'  \          `|
                                              |
                                              |
                                              |__
                                              |____
                                          ___ /     
                                        /______  -,__


man and his dog:

a rather portly man,
wearing not nearly enough clothes,
walking his dog:

        ,~,
        \'} 
       (_______   
        )___)   `
       (__,-\     `
       | /`, \   (___`^^o
      ( /  ( /    ;,,,""u
ejm   )_    )_   (( ((


same portly man, dressed a little
more appropriately for public viewing:

        ,~,
        \'} 
       (_______   
        )___)   `
       (    \     `
       |  /  \   (___`^^o
      /__/ \ _\   ;,,,""u
ejm   )_     )-' (( ((


market:

                    __               _|_ 
                   |+-==|         .'.':`.`.
              |    |+--=|        / /  |  \ \
             /'\   '+ -=|        ^^^^^^^^^^^
            //|\\      =|   &C   O__u |  u O~
          O ^^^^^           /\_u/\/uuu|uuu\/\
     &C  /|\_@|   C__@     /)  ( '--------' ,|
     /\_ \@@@@|@@\/\      /_|   \_\   |    /_|           |
    ( ( `,o--------')      /|   / |  /|\   |\           /'\
    /__\ /`'  |   <|                        _|_        //|\\ 
    /|  />   /|\   \`                    .'.':`.`.     ^^^^^
                                        / /  |  \ \    %%|%%  O
                     _|_                ^^^^^^^^^^^   %%%|%%%_/\\
                  .'.':`.`.             C_/  |       '-------'  )
                 / /  |  \ \         d}<|8888|888  {b    |     / \
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^     _888/\_88888|8888_/\   /|\    |  \
          ~C          |   O      '--|(-------+----' ,|
          /),\_ O     | \/|\/    |  |_\ | \  |    |/_( 
       o /( )  /|\####|###### O  |   | \    /|\   | \\
      (`' )_(  \|'-----------'/\\ 
      /\  / |   |\    |  _o  /  ) 
  ejm           |/   /|\  (`'  /|
                          />   \ \

There is a description of the Dijon market. It’s a small excerpt from my voluminous diary of a bicycle trip we took from Dijon to Avignon in September 1996.

mittens:

  ))))(
 /     \
|       \    )((((
|    |\_)   /     \  
 \___/     / ^     \
          (_/ |    |
   ejm        \___/

You found your mittens? Then you shall have some pie!

Mother and child:

                                ,~~~,
                                ,( ( ),
                               (  )(  ))
                               ))(  )(((
                               (( )(  )))
                                ))( )(((
                               ((  )( )))
                           ,  --))(  (((--
                           )/   ((  )  ))) \
                        ,  / `  ))(  (((    \ ~
                        )`/  /\((  )  ))) \  \ )
                         /  /__\          /\  \
                         \_'____\         \`\  \
                         || |\|| )         \___/
                         | \||!|/          |\|| |
                         | |/\|/          /| || |
                         |/ \|/           | \\| |
                         |/  '   (         \   \|
                             `    `.        \
                              \     `.       \
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                                 )   )    )    )
                                /   (    /    /
                               |     \  |    /
                                \    /  |   /
                                 \  /   |  /
  ejm                             )(    ) (
                                 (__)  (__ `.
                                          `._`.. 


                                 ,~~~,
                                ,( ( ),
                               (  )(  ))
                               ))(  )((( 
                               (( )(  )))
                                ))( )(((
                               ((  )( )))
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                        ,  /  ) ))(  ((( (  \ ~
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                         /  /__\          /\  \
                         \_'____\         \`\  \
                         || |\|| )         \___/
                         | \||!|/           ||| |
                         | |/\|/           /||| |
                         |/ \|/            '\\| |
                         |/  '            ' \  \|
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                                /   (    /    /
                               |     \  |    /
                                \    /  |   /
                                 \  /   |  /
  ejm                             )(    ) (
                                 (__)  (__ `.
                                          `._`..


Narcissus:

          __ 
        (((,\          <{
        )))_=     }> ((
       /  -"\    ,(/,,\),,,,,,,,,,,, 
      /  \_)|   , ~~~~~    ~~ ~~~
     /  /_\_|  ,         ~~~~   ~~~~~
    (    _/ ) ,     ___
    |__-'( /  ,___ --  | ~~~
  _-__\ |)/ ,____     _={"-;}
 /      `-_ ,-_ | ---__| ~~~
            ,
  ejm       , ~ ~   ~~   ~~~~~


          __ 
        (((,\          <{
        )))_=     }> ((
       /  -"\    ,(/,,\),,,,,,,,,,,, 
      /  \ )|   , ~~~~~    ~~ ~~~
     /  /_\_|  ,         ~~~~   ~~~~~
    (_____  ) ,     ___
     \  |( /  ,___ --  | ~~~
  _-__\ |)/ ,____     _={"-;}
 /      `-_ ,-_ | ---__| ~~~
            ,
  ejm       , ~ ~   ~~   ~~~~~


                 ___
            ,~,/|.,.| 
            ((( |_=_| 
           (-``-. |
            \  /\)/
            | (
            / ))
           /  \|
  ejm      \) |)
          --  _-

newspaper:

          __________
         |DAILY NEWS|
         |&&& ======|
         |=== ======|
         |=== == %%$|
         |[_] ======|
         |=== ===!##|
 ejm97   |__________|  

pen & ink:

             \/=
            \/=
           \/=
        ___/_
         ) (
ejm97  ( INK )
        \___/


               /`
              /\/=
             /\/=
             \/=
          ___/_
           ) (
  ejm98  ( INK )
          \___/


      (`/\
      `=\/\
       `=\/\
        `=\/
          _\___
           ) (
  ejm98  ( INK )
          \___/

placard:

    ___________
   |           |
   |   Here's  |
   |    One    |
   |___________|
         |
         |  C
         |\/\\/
             )  
            /\
    ejm     \ \


    ___________
   >           <
   >   Here's  <
   >  another. <
   >___________<
         |
         |  C
         |\/\\/
             )  
            /\
   ejm      \ \


                ____________
               (@)__________)
           (}_/|  Here's   |
           /\  |  one for  |
          /  \ |more formal|
         (     | messages. |
         |\    |___________|
  ejm   /  \   (@)__________)


poison:

            {}           {}
              \  _---_  /
               \/     \/ 
                |() ()| 
                 \ + /  
ejm 96          / HHH  \
               /  \_/   \ 
             {}          {}
                                 
           |\ /\ | /\ /\ |\|               
           |/ || |  \ || | |         
           |  \/ | \/ \/ | |  


                 _
                |_|
                ) (
               /   \
              /     \
             /       \
            /         \
           /           \
          /             \
         /   \/ \/ \/    \
        /    /\ /\ /\     \
       |                   |
       |                   |
       E  }={         }={  |
       J    \  _---_  /    |
       M     \/     \/     |
       |      |() ()|      |
       9       \ + /       |
       6      / HHH  \     |
       |     /  \_/   \    |
       |   }={        }={  |
       |                   |
       | |\ /\ | /\ /\ |\| |
       | |/ || |  \ || | | |
       | |  \/ | \/ \/ | | |
       |___________________|


puppet:

   hand puppet:

           ...
          (+.+)
        ___\=/___
       (|_ ~~~ _|)
ejm96     |___|


   marionette:

       ___+___
       :  :  :
       :  o  :
       :_/|\/   
          /\        
ejm96    / /

pyramids and sphinx:

                          /\.
        /\.    /\.       /:_\/.
ejm97  /:_\/  /_:\/.    /__:_\/ .
             /_:__\/   /__:___\/./
                      /_:___:__\/


                          /\.
        /\.    /\.       /:_\/.
ejm97  /:_\/  /_:\/.    /__:_\/ .
      ===    /_:__\/   /__:___\/./
    ===     ======    /_:___:__\/
   =      =====      =========
         ===       ========
        =        ======
               ====
             ===
            =


                             /\.
        /\.    _-_          /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\       /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\     /__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |   /_:___:__\/
            `  ---  .
           /---------\
          /-----------\
     ____/----   -/    \__ 
    / / / / |     | \ \ \ \

               _-_ 
             /'. .'\   /\.
        /\. /(|`/ !)\ /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\|  \ = /  |__:_\/ .
            `  ---  .__:___\/./
           /---------\___:__\/
          /-----------\
     ____/----   -/    \__ 
    / / / / |     | \ \ \ \


                              /\.
        /\.    _-_           /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___    /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\  /:__/__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
            `  ---  ./ / / /\
           /--- -----\/ / / /
          /---  ----- `/ / /
        _/--- __ _/  ' `/ /
      /     /XXX/     ! `/
     |_|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/


                              /\.
        /\.    _-_           /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___    /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\  /:__/__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
            `  ---  ./ / / /\
           /--- -----\/ / / /
          /---  ----- `/ / /
        _/--- __ _/  ' `/ /
 ~)   /     /XXX/     ! `/
 .(_/^\|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/
  ./|~|\  ~)
  /'/'/'|'.(_/^\           ~)       ~)        ~)
           ./|~|\   ~)    .'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'..'(_/^\. ~) 
           /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\    /|~|\    /|~|\''(_/^\
                     /|~|\  / / / |  / / / |  / / / |  /|~|\
                    / / / |                           / / / |



                              /\.
        /\.    _-_           /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___    /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\  /:__/__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
            `  ---  ./ / / /\
           /--- -----\/ / / /
          /---  ----- `/ / /
        _/--- __ _/  ' `/ /
 ~)   /     /XXX/     ! `/
 .(_/^\|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/
  ./|~|\  ~)                                         ~)
  /'/'/'|'.(_/^\           ~)       ~)        ~)    .'(_/^\
           ./|~|\   ~)    .'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'..'(_/^\'   /|~|\ 
           /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\    /|~|\    /|~|\  / / / |
                     /|~|\  / / / |  / / / |  / / / |
                    / / / |

People complained that the camels were too large. Here they are further in the foreground. (The commas by the sphinx are more camels.)

                              /\.
        /\.    _-_           /:_\/.
ejm98  /:_\/ /'. .'\ ___    /__:_\/ .
            /(|`/ !)\  /:__/__:___\/./
           |  \ = /  |/ / /\:___:__\/
            `  ---  ./ / / /\
           /--- -----\/ / / / ,,
          /---  ----- `/ / /    , ,,
        _/--- __ _/  ' `/ /
      /     /XXX/     ! `/
     |_|_|_|XXX|_|_|_'|_/
                 ,,,       
                     ,,, ,
------_
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  ./|~|\  ~)                        ~)------------_
  /'/'/'|'.(_/^\           ~)     .'(_/^\.  ~)    ----------_
           ./|~|\   ~)    .'(_/^\'   /|~|\'''(_/^\. ~) 
           /'/'/'|''(_/^\'   /|~|\  / / / |   /|~|\''(_/^\
                     /|~|\  / / / |          / / / |  /|~|\
                    / / / |                          / / / |

radio:

        __________
       /_________/|o-_
      |()      ()||   -_  
      | [""""|"] ||     -_
ejm97 |__________|/       ===oooo


Rapunzel:

           _   _   _
          | |_| |_| |
          |         |
          |         |
          |   ,-.   |
          |  |((}|  |
          |  |_))|  |
          |   ((    |
          |    ))   |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |    ((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |
          |    )))  |
          |   (((   |             \
          |    )))  |              \
          |   (((   |       _,,   ~ \)
          |    )))  |      `-=\; {] |`
          |   (((   |       _ \\;_|/
          |    )))  |       _\|/\_|
          |   (((   |       \  \|\
          |    )))  |           ( )~~~
          |   (((   |           | \
    ejm  ,|          ` ,,,,    /  /,,,,
                                        ,,    ,     ,,,,,


Salome:

Here is a portrait of Salome with John the Baptist’s head on a platter of basil leaves:

As you can see, she is just finishing her dance of the seven veils....


             .,.,
           (((((())
          ((('.  .`)
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      __.(((`   ~ , --. __      ,~~~~~,
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<._   __(__ .| `"'. __)__    _.))(  )((( 
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       `-------\\\-----'        ))( )(((        ,\,))))
               \\\`-(          ((  )( )))     ,/' ( \/
                `--. \       ---))(  (((---  ,'   /|`\
                    \ \    /   ((  )  )))   \/   / |!|
                     \ \  /  `  ))(  ((( '\  \  / /| |'
                      \ \/  / \((  )  ))) ,\  \/ / \ |!
                       \   /   \         ,, \   /|! \!|.
                        \_/     \       ,/   \_/ || |\|'
                                 )   ,,'/|      || |\||
                                / ,',' , |      | \||!|
                               /,',' /,  |      | |/\|
                              , ,' ,/,   \      |/ \|
                             ;,' , /,     \     |/
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                                /   (    /    /
                               |     \  |    /
                                \    /  |   /
                                 \  /   |  /
ejm98                             )(    ) (
(with thanks to                  (__)  (__ `.
a:f for his severed head)                 `._`..

a:f being Andreas Freise

             .,.,
           (((((())
          ((('.  .`)
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      __.(((`   ~ , --. __      ,~~~~~,
 _---'\_\/.((\.:v:   \ /_/`--_ (  )(  ))
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       `-------\\\-----'        ))( )(((         \,))))
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                    \ \    /   ((  )  )))//;;    /.,.|
                     \ \  /  `  ))(  (((/.;..\  /.,!.|
                      \ \/  / \((  )  //../\  \/.,::.|
                       \   /   \     ,.../ |\  |,::!.|
                        \_/     \  /,..,/| |!\_|:.:!!|
                                 )/...,/ | |!|.|:::!!|
                                /,!../   | `~|.|!::!!|
                              ,/..;;,    |   |.|!:::!|
                             /...,.,     \   `~|!!::!|
                            |!...!.|      \    |!!::.|
                            |!..!!.|       \   |.!.:.|
                            |!!.!!.|`.      \  |.!...|
                            `|!.!!.| |`.     \ |...!.|
                             |!_~-'  |   \    \|...!.|
                             `~  )   )    )    |..!!.|
                                /   (    /    /|!.!!.|
                               |     \  |    / |!.!!.|
                                \    /  |   /  |!_~-'
ejm                              \  /   |  /   `~
(with thanks to                   )(    ) (
a:f for his severed head         (__)  (__ `.
and jaz for the veils)                     `._`..

jaz being Jasper Phillips

scissors:

               .'
         _   .' snip, snip  
        (_).'______ 
        (__) ejm 96

scream:

             (*)  (*)
                 \
                __)         hh!!!!
              ______     ghh
             /|_|_|_\ aug
            |    AAAaa
ejm96        \______/


                \\\\\\\\\\\
               ( \\\\\\\\\\\)
               ==    _ \/ _ ==
             =====  (*)  (*)===
           =====        \  \====
          =====        __)  )====
        ======     ________(======
       ======     /|/|/|/|/  ======
       ======    |            ====
      =======    |  /| /| /| ======
ejm97 ========    \/_|/_|/_|========
       ========             \========
         ======       _______)======
           ====)          (=====


           @@@@@@@@
         @@@    \| \
      @@@@@  (*)  (*)
    @@@@@@       \  \
   @@@@@@       __)  )
 @@@@@@     ________(    _  |  |
@@@@@@     /|/|/|/|/    | ' |__|
 @@@@@    |        A |_|| _ |  |
  @@@@@   |  /| /| /|   |_| |  |
ejm97 @@   \/_|/_|/_|       |  |
    @@@@             \
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        )         (


           @@@@@@@@
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      @@@@@  (*)  (*)
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 @@@@@     /|_|_|_|_|   | ' |__|
 @@@@@    |        A |_|| _ |  |
  @@@@@   |  _ __ __    |_| |  |
   @@@@@   \|_|__|__|       |  |
   @@@@@             \
     @@@       _______)
ejm97   )         (

sewing machine:

        ________
       |  --- **|
       \ /   |()|]
        |____|  |
ejm97 _[________]________
     |__________  ______ |
     |          ||______||
     |          ||______||
     |          ||______||
     |          |________|

         ________
        /_______/|
       |  --- **||
       \ /___|()|]_________
      / |____|  ||        /|
     /_[________]/_______/ |
     |__________  ______ | |
     |          ||______|| |
     |          ||______|| |
     |          ||______|| |
 ejm |          |________|/


shower:

          ,------|
         []      |
         !!      |
         ! ,     |
       _,~,\     |
       \)))/     |
       ((((,     |
        ) (      |
       (( \      |
       |/` \     |
       (| (/     |
ejm    -_ -_    _|_


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         []      |
         !!      |
         !!,     |
       _,~!\     |
       \)!!/     |
       (!((!     |
        )!!!     |
       (!!! !    |
       |/! \!    |
       (| (/!!   |
  ejm  -_!-_! ! _|_


  swimming pool shower

          ,------|
         []      |
         !!      |
         !!,     |
       _,~!\     |
       \)!!/     |
       (!((!     |
        )/!!     |
       (_!! !    |
       |/! \!    |
       (| (/!!   |
ejm    -_!-_! ! _|_

skull & crossbones:

       {}           {}
         \  _---_  /
          \/     \/ 
           |() ()| 
            \ + /  
ejm 96     / HHH  \
          /  \_/   \ 
        {}          {}
                 

        {}  _---_  {}
          \/     \/ 
           |() ()| 
            \ + /  
ejm 97     / HHH  \
         {}  \_/   {}

sleep:

    _____________
   | *    .  .   |
   |.   (    *  *|
   |  *     *  . |
   |_____________|
                 zz
       ! _    zz           _____
       |(~} zz         !  [03:01]
       |(_/__________..| =========
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|  |_____|

    _____________
   |-( )-        |
   |/'|\`        |
   |__|_\_`______|
                 zz
       ! _    zz           _____
       |(~} zz         !  [15:01]
       |(_/__________..| =========
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|  |_____|



               ,""
        "", &&& /               |\  |
        / && = >     _  \    /  | \ |
       /  && _C  Y  /-\  \/\/   |  \|
       \  )( /
        \   \ 
         ) (   
        (   \
         )   \
        /     \
       /~~~~~~~\
ejm98  )       )


             Z
  o_________Z_o
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  |_____.&&,_Z|
  \    && = > Z\
  |\   &&  C Z  \
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my recollection of a poem by anonymous Hughes Mearns:

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                                |/________________    poem by???

Since drawing the above, I have learned who the author of the poem was. Here are the actual lines:

Last night I saw upon the stair,
A little man who wasn’t there,
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away…

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surprise:

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To various other things (page 1: abacus – bridge)
To various other things (page 2: caduceus – girl)
To various other things (page3: hands – surprise)
To various other things (page4: taxtime – yawn)

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