occupations (astronomer – wallpaperer)

by llizard (aka ejm)

updated 28 June 1998
MOST RECENT: bricklayer

A astronomer
B blacksmith . bricklayer . butcher
C clown
D dentist . driver
V villain
W wallpaperer

astronomer:

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Please take a look at Ursa major (The Great Bear).

blacksmith:

   This was inspired by a request from a Scottish person in the
   newsgroup alt.ascii-art, hence the kilt:

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bricklayer:

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butcher:

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dentist:

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driver:

   bus:
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ejm 96    ( )            ( )

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 `-' ejm98                  `-'


  wheel trans:
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Not ideal situation:

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Ideal situation:

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   ice cream truck:


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     | ICE CREAM []\_                  |_|_|
     |_______________&
ejm97 ( )         ( )


   moving truck:


           __  ________________
         _/[]|| ACE Movers Inc |
        &_  ^||________________L
ejm 96    ( )  ( )          ( )



   taxi:

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ejm97  (__---___|__|______) 
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ejm97  (*)_=_=_=_=_=_=(*) 
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villain:

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wallpaperer:

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