llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (r-y)

by llizard (aka ejm)

(r-y)

A archery
B bicycle . bird watching . birthday . butterfly
C cards . Christmas . climbing . clock . computer . cupboard
D darkglasses . dentist . dictionary . doors & trapdoors . drums
E eggs
F fishing . foam . food . frying pan & fire
G golf . gunslinger
H handcuffs . hat . horse
J juggling
K kayak . kite . knight
L laughing . lightning . livingroom
M mailbox . mascarade . medal . mirror
P painting . parachute . photocopier . piano . pirate . placard . poem?
R running
S salute . scarf . scissors . sh! . sick . singing . skateboard . skating . skiing . sleeping
sneeze . snow and ice . stop . surfing . sword
T tennis . theatre . trashbin . tree
U umbrella . unicycle
V vampire . viola
W windows . windsurfing
Y yikes

running:

        ,^^%---
      \_<_  \
        > \       ______________
        >     _________
        >,^       ________
       / \/ ______
ejm97  \


salute:

       ,^^%---
      /_<  \
        >|
        >|
       ||^^
ejm    ||


scarf:

                                       ,^
                    ===%X^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                        /\\ "    "
   woolly scarf ---->  // \\      ejm96
                       "'  "'


                                       ,^
ejm97                ---%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                       /    "    "
 woolly scarf            __      __
discarded; it's ---->   //\\   _//\\
Spring at last!        "'  \\_//   "'

                         _           ,^
good thing I still ---%^//^\^^^^^^^^^
    have my          / // "\\  "__
  woolly scarf! ----> '''   \\_//\\
Spring seems to have             '''      ejm97
   gone again


scissors:

  snip, '.             ha
    snip  '.   _  .^%--- ha
      ______'.(_)_<  \ ha    I'm not really allowed
             (__)_/>          to have scissors...
                 /\>,^
                   |
  ejm              \


sh!:

           ,^%== sh!
           <___/
           />         Don't tell anyone!
          / >
            >
           /|'^
ejm97     |  \

sick:

                ____
 __ice___\     ( )  )
   pack  /     () ) ))           ,^
             ===@)@)^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                     "    "

                                  ,^
              ---%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
               @(    "    "
              @@ 
             @@ 
        ______@___
ejm97   \________/  <----- good thing that basin is there.


          ,^,__
         < \_^,\
         <     ^%---
         < __    \@
       ^^ \ /      @'
ejm97_____/__      @#
             |  __#@_____
             |  \_______/  <---good thing that basin is there.

singing:

           ___
           \  \    ____
           /   |  |    \
         ()   ()  \    /
                 ()  ()
             la                           ,^
                la  -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ejm97             la la /    "    "
                       /

skateboard:

        ,^^%--- ha
      __<_/ \ ha
        >          ha
        >,^
       / \
      _\__\_
ejm97  o  o

skating:

        ,^^%--- ha
      __<__ \ ha
   __   <         ha
    \_^,<
         \ 
         /
ejm97   --

skiing:

             _,^^%--- ha
       +----|<\/| \ ha     I prefer crosscountry
            <   |      ha
         ^,<    |
        \  | \  +
ejm97    \/__/____            llizard aka ejm
          \             cq547@freenet.toronto.on.ca
           \


            \
            /
         _.^^%---
\       / <   \ Yikes! I don't think I like skijumping
 \        <
  \        <__ |
   \      \ \ \|
    \      \/  |
     \      \  |
ejm97 \      \
       `.

             _,^^%---  ha
       +----|<\/\ \  ha 
            <    \      ha
           <__    x            Is it any wonder that I
ejm      ^^|_/____             prefer crosscountry?
     _____/___ 

I was skiing in ElkIslandPark (Alberta) one very cold winter’s day and met a young bison on the trail.

 
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      ^,<    |                        |    _/\ ,     /   ,,`\   (   "`
     \  | \  +                         \Y, |  \  \  | ```| / \_ \
ejm98 \/__/____                         `)/    \  \  )   ( >  ( >
       \                                        \( \(    |/   |/
        \                            mic/dwb   /_(/_(   /_(  /_(

Many thanks to miK and Donovan for the bison drawing.
 
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          /|     `.
         / \,^^%---`.
        /  <\/\ \   ;
       x   >...\...'
           >,^  \
          / |  / x
ejm   ____\__\/
             /


sleeping:

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^^^^%---   _  \    /  | \ |
 "   \ Y  /-\  \/\/   |  \|

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ejm97 |        |

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         '|____________|
ejm97     |            |

                   z
         ___     z
       _/   |   z
      |_____| ===-^^>
        --- ==    \/ >
      [_____]      __>,^
ejm97  |   |      //| |


         ___
       _/   | huh? whaa- aa- tt???
      |_____| ---@@^>
        --- ==  / _/ >
      [_____]      __>,^
ejm97  |   |      //| |



         ___       z
       _/   |   z
      |_____| z    ,^>
        --- == ---= / >
      [_____]  z / /__>,^
ejm    |   |       //| |


         ___       z
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      |_____|     z
        --- ==  z  ,^\>
      [_____]z ---= __\>,^
ejm    |   |   z / //| |


         ___       z
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        --- ==  z      
      [_____]z ---=^^^_\>,^
ejm    |   |   z / //| |



                        z
                      z
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       _/   |            / z
      |_____|        <^,=---
        --- ==      / >
      [_____]      /__>,^
ejm    |   |       //| |

        ___
      _/   |              /     *snort*
     |_____|             |,^+---
       ---  ==           <   \ Huh?  Wha... t... t... t ???
     [_____]     __    \ > \ 
ejm98 |   |      __| /\/>,^ \


        ___
      _/   |
     |_____|            /_,^^+---
       ---  ==            <\  \ Not much point in staying here...
     [_____]     __       > \ 
ejm98 |   |      __|   _ /\>^^


  ---+^^._/   Night night!
    /  />
      /  >
         >
        /|^^
ejm    |  \

 _____________
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|.   (    *  *|
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        !       z ---=^.|
        |..________z/ _>|
ejm98   |:::::::::::||  |

 _____________
| )=          |
|"`           |
|______!______|  I think I'll just stay here until tomorrow.
       |.^@@---        !
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ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|

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ejm    |  ||:::::::::::|

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ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|


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       |.^@@===        !
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sneeze:

             /\                    _
          ,^^,               /\   / \
         < \_ ^=---    _ |_||  | |   |
         <      \ a h (_ | ||  | |   |
         < __                \/  |   |
       ^^ \ /                     \_/
ejm97     /

snow and ice:

 *            *
      *      
        __.^^%---    *
  *     \</_  \ sssnow!
        <   \     *
       <     \
     ^^|\ *  _\_     _*-_ - 
ejm97 / /    \__\  -

 
   *   ___
     _-\__\
 *  -_   \ __  *
      *   \ /
          .\^%---    *
  *      <_|  \
        <        *
       <
     ^^|\   *       _*-_ - 
ejm97 / /         -

 
 *            *
      *      
        __.^^%---    *
  *     \</_  \
        <   |     *
       <    |/\
     ^^|\ * / /      _*-_ - 
ejm97 / /   \/     -

       \
       /
    _.^^%---
   / <   \ Yikes! Ice!
     <
      <__
     ^^\ \
ejm97  /


stop:

         ________
        /        \
       /_ ___ _  _\
      |(_` | / \|_)|
      |._) | \_/|  |
       \          /
        \________/
            ||
            ||
       /\   ||
   ---=^^,  ||
yikes/   <\/||
         <
         <
       ^^|\
ejm97    //


       
                     ________
         ,^^%---    /     _  \
       _/<\  \     /   (_| )  \
         < \_______|    ---|  |
         <  -------|   (___)  |
       ^^|\        \   ---,   /
ejm98    //         \____`___/



         ________

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      |._) | \_/|  |
       \          /
        \________/
           /||
          / ||  ha
         ,^^%--- ha
         <\  \ ha    I'm sorry, I don't know
         < \        who designed the original
         <            STOP sign, so I can't
       ^^|\          give the proper credit.
ejm98    //



 I promise_to__
      /        \
     /_ ___ _  _\
    |(_` | / \|_)|
    |._) | \_/|  |
     \          / intruding into
      \________/    the large ascii-art field
          ||
         /||
ejm98   | || ha     ______________
       ,^^%--- ha  /      __      \
    .  <   \ ha   | [][] |  |  ___ |
___(.-->_==___    |      |[]| (___)|
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      ha  \________/
   ha         ||
 ha        \  ||
   ha \    /  ||
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 ejm98     /
 c7w68     \
        vv /_\
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   yg /    \  ||
 yg        /  ||
   yg      ___||___
      yg  /        \
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        |'_) | / \|_ |
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         \          /
          \________/


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          \          /
           \________/
               ||
         ,^^,__||
        < \/   ||
        < __     
      ^^ \ /       /  Never mind, too late... and I'm NOT
 ejm98   /       ^%---  going to draw the secret handshake....
 c7w68   \       v%---  ao!ua fo pLgm fyc zccLcf yguqzygkc''''
      vv /_\       \  Nc^cL w!uq` foo lgfc''' guq I,w NOL
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          /_     _   \
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           \________/


        ______
       | /  \ |
       ||STOP||    ,^%---
       |_\__/_|  __>_ \
         --- ==    >/
       [_____]  __>,^
ejm98   |   |  //| |


surfing:

                             ~-
                              -~-~-
                   ,^^%--- ha  -~-~-~
                 __<_/ \ ha     -~-~-~-
                    >      ha   -~-~-~-~
                    >,^         -~-~-~-~
                   / \        -~-~-~-~-~-~-
~-~-~-~            \  \     -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
ejm 97~-~-~-~-~-~========-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-
~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~  ~-~-~  -~-~-~-


sword:

             -)-----
             /
            / 
         ,^^^%--- 
        < / _ \
        < \/ \
        < (ejm)
        <  \_/
      ^'/\
ejm97  / |


         ,^^^%---
       /< / _ \ My armor is only slightly tarnished
      / < \/ \
-----)- < (ejm)
      ^'/\ \_/
       / |

         ,^^^%--- 
        < /\_ \ hmmm        \_
        < \       what's    _\)
        <           that?     \_
      ^'/\                   _/ `\
ejm98  / |                  '     `\



             -')-----
             /
            /    ha
         ,^^^%--- ha
        < /   \ ha   Look!
        < \
        <           _
      ^'/\        _/ `\
ejm98  / |       '     `\

            -')-----
            /
           |     ha
         ,^^%--- ha
        < /  \ ha    Did someone say "sword fight"??
        < \
      ^'/\
ejm98  / |

         ,^%---
      |_<   \
        <\_')-----
        < 
      ^'| \
ejm98  /  |


tennis:

     __      ,^^%---
  o (##)==__<_/  \ I think I'll be ready for Wimbledon
            <           next year....
             >,^  
             |\_
ejm97         \

theatre:

       ___
   .=={6_6}==.
==='  (\_/)  '=,
          /    '==
        ,^^%---
       < \  \ I love a good tragedy, don't you?
    ,=,<  \__
   =' '=={9 9}==.
       <  /^\  '===
     ^'|\
ejm97 / |


          /\          ==,
        ,^^%---         '===,   ___  ,=====,
       < \  \ I love a      '=={6_6}=' ___ '====
       <  \   good tragedy;    (\_/),={9 9}==.
       <      don't you?         ==='  /^\   '===,
       <                                         '=
     ^'|\
ejm97 / |


trashbin:

        _.~.__/  ,^%---
       C(___) \_<   \      Hey! This lamp looks
       ___&___ _/>       perfectly good if I just 
      }       {  >            polished it....
      } TRASH {  >,^
      }  BIN  { /|
ejm97 }_______{ | \


tree:

        ###
       #####
     #==%^####        (Heh, heh, they'll
    ###\#|#/###,^          NEVER
     ###\|/###^        find me here !!!)
      # }|{  #
ejm97   }|{

umbrella:

               .
              _|_            Hey, I thought it was
           .-'   '-.         supposed to be spring!
          /         \
          ^^^^^|^^^^^    (Will this sleet never end???)
               |
             \_/
     ______   "\
    | MAIL |=%^^'>
    |_BOX__|__ / >
       ||     "  >
       ||        >
       ||        >
ejm97 _||_        '^
                "


              _|_
           .-'   '-.
          /         \           I'm scared!
          ^^^^^|^^^^^              What if it's
               |            ,^       raining "very own"
          ---%^|^^^^^^^^^^^^             cats and dogs???
ejm97       /  \_"/    "


, // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// /
/, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, ,
 /, /,.-'   '-. ,// ///
, ,/,/         \ // ,,//
,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// ///  
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,/ ,,     J\/<  \|+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` |
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, /,/        >      / ,
/ /,,       /|^^  . , //
, / ejm     \ \    ). /


unicycle:

ha     ---%^^,
     ha  / __>_/
 ha          >
           __>,^
           \ /
           ~|\
            |~
            -
ejm97     ( * )
            -


         o
              o
     o ---%^^,
         / __>_/o
     o       >
         o __>,^
           \ /
           ~|\
            |~
            -
ejm97     ( * )
            -

vampire:

                  ha!  No thank you, I don't drink *wine*
                ha!                          ,^
                  ha! ______%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  
                      V V  /    "   "      
ejm96                     /

viola:

            -#-----
           /
        ,^/^%---
       < /   \        the ultimate viola joke:
       <  @@-'#=
       <   \/        llizard playing the Walton
       <
      ^'|\
ejm97  / |

Would you like to see more viola jokes?

                                                   | /
  ___                 -#-----                   ^  |/
  \  \    ____         \          _         _  /_\ |\
  /   |  |    \    ===%^^^,      / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \
()   ()  \    /   =#-@@ / >       \  <_ |\ |_
        ()  ()        \/  >      \_/
                       ___>,^
ejm97                 //| |


                                                      | /
   ___                     -#-----             ^  |/
   \  \   ____             \     _         _  /_\ |\       _
  /   |  |    \        ===@@^,  / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \     //
()   ()  \    /        _ _   >   \  <_ |\ |_ Ow!Ow!Ow!   //
        ()  ()     =#-(_X_)/ >  \_/         /\_/\       //
                         \/  >              (@.@ )_.-._//
                          ___>,^            > O < .-.  )
ejm97                    //| |                  |/   |/


       -#-----
        \                  I
    ===%^^^,             REALLY
     =#-@@ / >          should be
       \/  >           practicing!!!
         ___>,^
ejm97  //| |

        ,^^^%===
       <    @@-'#=      \_|_/      I really SHOULD be
      /<     \/       _|etudes|_      practicing!
    ,/ <                  |
   -#-----                |
       <                  |
       <                  |
     ^^       ejm 97     /|\
        "


                 ha         | _ _                  | /
  Hey!            ha ---%^^,|(_X_)-#=           ^  |/
  Practice          ha /  /_|\/   _         _  /_\ |\
  really does              <     / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \
  make perfect!            <     \   <_ |\ |_
                         ^^|\  \_/
     ejm97                /  \


   new music:

                     ha         W                       | /
                      ha ---%^^,|@@-#=               ^  |/
     These pitchforks   ha /   >|\/    _         _  /_\ |\
        make VERY             /_|     / \  _ |> |_ /   \| \
    interesting sounds!        <      \   <_ |\ |_
                               <    \_/
                             ^^|\
ejm97                         /  \


      =#-@@,^^%---
         \/<\  \  What???
           > \,
         -----#-
           >
           >
          /|^^
ejm97    / \

 my string quartet:

       ~~0 /                      Q @
        /_oo-#= \_|_/            _|/_
        .| \/  _|_|_|_ \_|_/    /( )_\     -#-----
        ||__      |,  _|_|_|_ ;/_)_(_       |      ha
   0 /  | |\\    /|\     |,    _(   )    _ _\,^%--- ha
  /_oo-#=               /|\   /  /  /=#-(_X_)   \ ha
  .| \/     _/                    \_    \/  >
  ||__       |,   ejm 98           |,    ___>,^
  | |\\     /|\                   /|\   //| |

My quartet gave a concert in April 1998 is playing in another one in April 1999. You can see the 1998 program and the 1999 program if you like.

  my quartet with a clarinet added:

                          O
       ~~C /             /_\          Q @
        /_oo-#=     ___ / |.         _|/_
        .| \/  ___ |_|_|__|| ___    /( )_\
        ||__  |_|_|  |,//|  |_|_| ;/_)_(_             ha
   C /  | |\\   |,  /|\       |,   _(   )    _|_,^%--- ha
  /_oo-#=      /|\           /|\  /  /  /=#-(_X_)  \ ha
  .| \/     _/                        \_    \/ >
  ||__       |,   ejm 98               |,    __>,^
  | |\\     /|\                       /|\   //| |


     my quartet with a piano added:
                ___
               | | \
               | |  \
               | |   \_______
               | |           \
        C    __|_|____________)
       /\/  /____|____________) 
    . /  \_|_~~C /____________|           C @
    |/__    | /_oo-#=       )(           _|/_
    | |\\  :| .| \/   \_|_/ )(          /( )_\     -#-----
              ||__   _|_|_|_   \_|_/  ;/_)_(_       |     ha
     C /      | |\\     |,    _|_|_|_  _(   )    _ _\,^%--- ha
    /_oo-#=            /|\       |,   /  /  /=#-(_X_)   \ ha
    .| \/     _/                /|\       \_    \/  >
    ||__       |,   ejm 97                |,     ___>,^
    | |\\     /|\                        /|\    //| |

Actually, I’m very serious; I don’t fool around that much when we rehearse. I just got nervous for the drawing.

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       \/ >
       ___>,^
ejm   //| |

       _ _       ha
   =#-(_X_),^^%--- ha

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          /|^^
ejm      / \
                  
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         / > \"
           > -#+----
          /|^^ (\)
ejm      / \    (_)

                  
      ---=^^^, 
  rats  /  /> \  
          / >#/
           >-#+----
          /|^^(\)
ejm      / \   (_)



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          /        ha
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           >/  
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          /|^^
ejm      / \


windows:

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  | |---+---| |
  | |___|___| |
  |___________|        ejm

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  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
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  !-`| |   |   | |,-!
  !!!! |   |^%=| ! !!
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  !!!!___________!!!!
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  !!!!           !!!!
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  !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! 
  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|___|___`  !!!
  !_,| |_______|` `_!
  !-`| | |   | | |,-!
  !!!! | \ ,^%---! !!
  !!!! |__<___\| !!!! I'm glad the window
  !!!!___________!!!! was unlocked.
  !!!!_ejm_______!!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!

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  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|___|___`  !!!
  !_,| |_______|` `_!
  !-`| |       | |,-!
  !!!! |   ^^ /| ! !!
  !!!! |\/<_>/_| !!!! 
  !!!!____/_`^%---!!! I'm getting stiff
  !!!!_ejm_____\_!!!! from all this climbing.
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!


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  !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! 
  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|___|___`  !!!
  !_,| |_______|` `_!
  !-`| |       | |,-!
  !!!! |       | ! !!
  !!!! |_____/_| !!!! 
  !!!!______,^%---!!!  I made it!!!
  !!!!_ejm__<__\_!!!!
  !!!!     / <   !!!!
  !!!!        <_ !!!!
  !!!!      ^^| \!!!!
  !!!!       /   !!!!

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  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|   |   `  !!!
  !_,| |___|___|` `_!
  !-`| |   |   | |,-!
  !!!! |   |   | ! !!
  !!!! |___|___| !!!! 
  !!!!______,^%---!!! 
  !!!!_ejm_/<\_\_!!!!
  !!!!     \< \  !!!!
  !!!!      <    !!!!
  !!!!    ^^|\   !!!!
  !!!!     / /   !!!!


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  !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! 
  ! !  , /___\`  ! !!
  !!! , /  |  \`  ! !
  !!  ,|___|___`  !!!
  !_,| |_______|` `_!
  !-`| |       | |,-!
  !!!! |   ,^%---! !!
  !!!! |_\/>\_\| !!!!  bye!
  !!!!____/\>__| !!!! 
  !!!!_ejm__>____!!!! 
  !!!!     / ^^  !!!!
  !!!!     \     !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!
  !!!!           !!!!

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  !_,| |*__|___|` `_!
  !-`| |  *|   | |,-!
  !!!! |*  |  *| ! !!
  !!!! |__*|_/_| !!!! 
  !!!!______,^%---!!!  I just looked out the window and there IS snow!!!
  !!!!_ejm__<__\_!!!!
  !!!!     / <   !!!!
  !!!!        <_ !!!!
  !!!!      ^^| \!!!!
  !!!!       /   !!!!


windsurfing:

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