llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (g-p)

by llizard (aka ejm)

page 2 (g-p)

A archery
B bicycle . bird watching . birthday . butterfly
C cards . Christmas . climbing . clock . computer . cupboard
D darkglasses . dentist . dictionary . doors & trapdoors . drums
E eggs
F fishing . foam . food . frying pan & fire
G golf . gunslinger
H handcuffs . hat . horse
J juggling
K kayak . kite . knight
L laughing . lightning . livingroom
M mailbox . mascarade . medal . mirror
P painting . parachute . photocopier . piano . pirate . placard . poem?
R running
S salute . scarf . scissors . sh! . sick . singing . skateboard . skating . skiing . sleeping
sneeze . snow and ice . stop . surfing . sword
T tennis . theatre . trashbin . tree
U umbrella . unicycle
V vampire . viola
W windows . windsurfing
Y yikes

golf:

        |5>            ,^^%--- ha    I think I'm winning...
        |           __<_/  \ ha      I got the highest score!
        |          |  >         ha
        |          |  >,^
        |          | / \
ejm97   |o.... . ._| \  \

gunslinger:

   (dialogue stolen from the movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore")

         __M__
          ,^%---
       / <|  \   Howdy Partner...
       \_< \        when I count three,
         @| `           draw!
         \]
       ^'|\ 
ejm97    / |


         __M__
          ,^%---
       / <|  \   One...  two...   three...
       \_< \
         @| `
         \]
       ^'|\
ejm97    / |


        __M__
         ,^%---
        <|  \  Draw!!
        <\
        < `/@==
        \]
      ^'|\
ejm97   / |


        __M__  ha
         ,^%--- ha
        <|  \ ha      Yah missed, Sidewinder...
        <\
        < `/@==
        \]
      ^'|\
ejm97   / |

handcuffs:

          ,^^%---          Oh oh!...
         /<\  \ How do you open these things, anyway?
         \</
         /~\
          <
        ^^/\
ejm97    / /         <>-m    <--(key)

hat:

             _
            (o)
            /
        ,^^^,       I take my hat off
       < \   ^%===     to you, Sir
       <  '
       <
      ^'
ejm97    "

                                       __/)
                                    .-(__(=:
                                    |  _ \)
                              (\__  | / \
                             :=)__)-|/ __/)
                              (/    |-(__(=:
          ,^%--- I've been       _  |  _ \)
         <   \ looking for a    ( \ | / )
         <\       new hat          \|/
         < \                        |
         <                        _/~\_
       ^,<                     [XXXXXXXXX]
ejm97    |\                     |       |
         | \                    |       |


                  __/)
               .-(__(=:
               |  _ \)
         (\__  | / \
        :=)__)-|/ __/)
         (/    |-(__(=:
            _  |  _ \)
           ( \ | / )
              \|/
               |
        ,^^^,_/~\_
       < \   ^^%---
       <  \     \ oh, oh... too HEAVY!
       <
     ^,<                     [XXXXXXXXX]
       |\                     |       |
ejm97  | \                    |       |

              __/)
           .-(__(=:
           |    \)
         _/v\_
        / ,^%---
        \<   \         This one's a little better...
         <\             but it still looks a bit 
         < \          ridiculous, don't you think?
         <
       ^'|\
ejm97    / |

         _/v\_
        / ,^%---
        \<   \      I rather like this one...
         <\
         < \
         <
       ^,<
ejm97    |\
         | \


        / ,^%---
        \<   \ Ummm... another new hat? For me???
         <\  ___
         < \/ _ \      heh, heh, heh....
         < | (_) |
       ^,<  \___/
ejm97    |\
         | \
           _
       ___/_\___
        / ,^%---
        \<   \ Excellent! I've needed a nice
         <\ broad brim to keep the sun off my nose.
         < \
       ^,<
ejm97    |\
         | \


horse:

                /
               / 
             (/      ha
       _,,   '| ,^%--- ha
      "-=\;    \<  \ ha
       _ \\; _/ >
       _\| \___>^^
       \  \/\
           ( )~~~ 
           | \
ejm98     /  /


juggling:

      o
          o
  o---%^^,   
     / __>_/o
  o      >
     o __>,^
       \ /
       ~ \
ejm97    ~

  and unicycling at the same time:

         o
              o
     o ---%^^,   
         / __>_/o
     o       >
         o __>,^
           \ /
           ~|\
            |~
            -
          ( * )
ejm97       -

          o
             o
         / ,^%---
         \<__ \ o
         <
       __>,^      o
       \ /
       ~|\            o
        |~
        -             o
ejm97 ( * )
        -
  
        _   /    o
ejm97    \  \ o
        /\vvv^.^%---
          ^,  \  \       o
   - ____|     \   o
 ( * )   `             o
   -  o

ejm97      /
       /\ /
        ^'<
  - ____|  < /
( * )   ` \_<|  / OW
  -     o o  '^%---      o o  oo

             -
           ( * )      ,^%---
        o    -      /<   \ The doctor said I'd only 
      _ooo__/_      \<|   need the cane for 6 months...
      }       {      < \ 
      } TRASH {   ^,<   7
      }  BIN  {     |\  |
ejm97 }_______{ o   //  |

kayak:
      (\   ,^%--- 
ejm97   \__>  \ These things are tippy!
         \/>    
    ______\_>,^__
~-~-~`-----\----'~-~-~
 ~-~-~- -~-~\~-~-~

kite:
        #+# + +
       #/##+    +
     ###\/####    +  
    #####'#####        ,^%---
     ###}#{'##       . <  \  Rats...
      # }{{ '#      ' \/>
ejm97   }}{         '   >
                    '   >,^
                    '  /|
                    '  | \

knight:

            -')-----
            /
           /              My armor is
        ,^^^%---             only
       < / _ \         slightly tarnished
       < \/ \
       < (ejm)

       <  \_/
      ^'/\
ejm97  / |

laughing:

        ha
^^^^%---  ha
 "   \ ha

I also did a llittle llizard gif of the same llaughing llizard.

             ha                           ,^
                ha  -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                  ha ha /    "    "
ejm96                  /


                            ha
                              ha
                                   ha
                                       ha
                                           ha
                                      ha ha
                 /\_/\          ha ha
<((((((((((_----_(@ @)       ha                           ,^
           (      \ /     ha     -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           /|/-\|\ V        ha ha ha /      "    "
ejm97      " "  " "                 /

Hmmm. I suppose that llizard laughing at the poor raccoon _is_ rather like

                    the pot calling the kettle black....

          /\       ha
        ,^^^%--- ha
       < \/  \ ha
       <
       <
       <
       < __.
     ^^ \
ejm97    '


ha
 ha
   ha
        ha
            ha
                ha
           ha ha
     ha ha 
  ha
ha  \     | 
  ha \    | /
  ----%^^')/
          <
          <
          <
          <
          < __.
       ^^ \ 
ejm97      '

                                 ,^
  ha              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   ha  -----%^^      "    "
     ha ha /  (oops. I laughed my head off.)
ejm96     /


lightning:

 _____________
|/, //, ,///,/|
|,/, /, / , //|     a t?
|_//__,__/_,__|   z
       !        z
       |.^@@--- a      !
       |<_ _\wh______..|
ejm98  |  ||:::::::::::|

 ______________
|/, `.\  ,///,/|
|,  __`\/ , //,|
| ,`.  _\//  ,/|
|  , `.\ / , //|    a t?
|_//__,`\__/,__|   z
       !        z
       |.^@@--- a      !
       |<_ _\wh______..|
ejm    |  ||:::::::::::|



living room:

         ...............
         :@___________@:
         }|    -#-----|{
         }|     \     |{
         }| ===%^^,   |{
         }|=#-@@ />   |{
  .___   }|    \/ >   |{ 
  |   )  }|    ___>,^ |{  ___.--------'``````:``````'--------.___
  |  (_) }|   //| |   |{ (   |               :               |   )
  |      }|________ejm|{  \ ,;,,,            :               |  /
  |      :@...........@:   |\%%%%\___________:__________/~~~~~/|
  |                       / ,\%%%%\          |         / @*@ /, \
  | __      ha           /_ / `````          |         ~~~~~~ \ _\
.+. \,^^%--- ha         (@l)_ ___ ___ _     _| __   __  __  ___(@l)
+.+ <    \ ha            ||__________________|__________________||
.+.<_/                   ||_____________________________________||
+.+))__    Gorgeous!    /_|_________________________________ldb_|_\
.+.+.+.)_  
+.+.+.+| \\

Many thanks to shedragon for the chesterfield.


mailbox:
 ______     ,
| MAIL |=%^^ >
|_BOX__|__ / >
   ||     "  >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           " 

              ?
 ______     .^%===
| MAIL |    <
|_BOX__|__ / >
   ||     "  >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           " 

           *sigh*
 ______     .^%===
| MAIL |    <
|_BOX__|__ / >
   ||     "  >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           " 
     

 ______     .^%---
| MAIL |    <  \ empty
|_BOX__|__ / >  
   ||     "  >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           " 

            ,  
 ______  %^^ >
| MAIL | /"  >
|_BOX__|/    >
   ||        >
   ||        >
  _||_        '^
           "
          _____
         |[]   |

         |[]}} | 
         |  }} | 
         |  }} |
         ---"---
             \      ha
  ______     .^%---  ha
 | MAIL |    <  \ ha
 |_BOX__|__ / >  
    ||     "  >
    ||        >
    ||        >
   _||_        '^
            "

mascarade:

          (|
      (\  >|
      >;\>;|
      >;:\;|)       ha
      >;;;\&===^^^%--- ha
      >;;:|( /<    \ ha        I LOVE parties!
      >;;/ _/ <\
      >;/ / \ < \/-')-----     I wonder if there will be shrimp cocktail?
      (/ (ejm)<
          \_/ <
            ^'/\
ejm97        / |

medal:

                      ha
                     ha                          ,^
                       ha  -----%^|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                         ha ha / || "    "
                              /  |/
ejm96                           (*)
                      Smarter than the average llizard
           I'm so smart, I received the medal of brain excellence!



                                         ,^
             -----@)@)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
jag tappade hakan /   _/\_"    "
(my jaw dropped) /    \  /
                      |/\|               ejm96

mirror:

                       ...............
           /           :@___________@:
          /         ha }|      \    |{
        ,^^^%--- ha    }| ---%^^^,  |{       all those flies
       < \   \ ha      }|   /  / >  |{          and still
       <  \            }|     /  >  |{             so
       <               }|        >  |{            THIN!
       <               }|        >  |{
       < __.           }|    .__ >  |{
     ^^ \              }|       / ^ |{
         '             }|______'____|{
              ejm97    .@...........@.


                   ................
                   :@____________@:
      /\           }|     /\     |{    No more parachutists
    ,^^^%---       }| ---%^^^,   |{           for me!
   < \/  \ Augh!   }|   /  \/ >  |{
   <\              }|        />  |{
   < )             }|       ( >  |{
   </              }|        \>  |{
   <               }|         >  |{
^^'                }|          '^|{
    "              }|_______"____|{
          ejm97    .@............@.



painting:

And now, back to the drawing board...

with apologies to Magritte,
 "This is NOT an artist"

            ,---~        __|__
           /        ha  |     |       SHhhh!!!
        ,^^^%--- ha     | #   |
       < \   \ ha       |#### |   "Artiste" at work
       <  \ ____        | )(  |
       <   (o  #)      _|_____|_
       <    ~--'          /|\
       <                 / | \
       <      ejm97     /  |  \  (oh, yeah. right....)
     ^^                /   |   \
        "


            ,---~        _____|_____
           /        ha  |        ___|
        ,^^^%--- ha     |  ---@./ww |
       < \   \ ha       |      (\   |
       <  \ ____        |       "`  |
       <   (o  w)      _|___________|_
       <    ~--'             /|\ 
       <                    / | \ 
       <                   /  |  \
     ^^                   /   |   \
        "

            ,---~        _____|_____
           /        ha  |_          |
        ,^^^%--- ha     |_)-|  __/) |
       < \   \ ha       |   |-(__(=:|
       <  \ ____        |   |    \) |
       <   (o  w)      _|___________|_
       <    ~--'             /|\ 
       <                    / | \ 
       <                   /  |  \
     ^^                   /   |   \
        "

Arjan Kenter wrote one day in the newsgroup <alt.ascii-art>

     "This raises the question, though, how we could put our
      signatures on the backsides of our ascii art..."

My reply:

       ______|______
      |             |
      |   !!!  ha   |   ~---,
      |^^^^%---  ha |        \_,^%---
      | "   \ ha    |         /<  \ Hmmm...
      |_____________|    ____/ >
            /|\         (#  o) >
           / | \         '--~ /|^^
ejm97     /  |  \             | \


       ______|______
      |             |
      |   !!!  ha   |
      |^^^^%---  ha |\_,^%---
      | "   \ ha    |__/> \ That is a tricky one...
      |______~---___|    >
            /|\   ____    >
           / | \ (#  o)  /|^^
ejm97     /  |  \ '--~  /  \


             |
            /|\
           | | |*flip*
      ===============\_,^%---
           | | |     __/< \ But not so hard...
          _|_~---_       >
            /|\   ____    >
           / | \ (#  o)  /|^^
ejm97     /  |  \ '--~  /  \


       ______|______
      |             |*flip*
      |             |
      |             |\_,^%---
      |             |__/< \  to solve...
      |______~---___|    >
            /|\   ____    >
           / | \ (#  o)  /|^^
ejm97     /  |  \ '--~  /  \


       ______|______
      |             |
      |             |   ~---,
      |    ejm97    |        \_,^%---
      |             |         /<  \ See?
      |_____________|    ____/ >
            /|\         (#  o) >
           / | \         '--~ /|^^
          /  |  \             | \
 

I have done a ridiculous htmllizard colour experiment that probably only works in Netscape Navigator 3.01.

  _____|_____
 |\  |||||  /|
 | \ ||||| / |                  I can't imagine why,
 |  \|||||/  |                  but some people seem
 |  (-o,o-)  | ~---,              to care to know
 |   \ c /   |      \_,^%---       what I really
 |   ,`-'.   |       />  \           look like
 | .-\/@\/-. |   ___/ >         
_|/_________\|_ (# o) >         Click on the bottom of
      /|\        '-~ /|^^   the easel to see one of the few 
     / | \   ejm     | \   photos of me that we have scanned

____|_____
 ,~,   Eve|
 )))      |
((((, (   |
\) \_(,)  |
(( \      | ~---,
|/` \     |      \_,^%---
(| (/     |       />  \ I just finished this portrait
-_ -_     |   ___/ >     of Eve, that I based on my
__________|_ (# o) >        drawing of Salome.
   /|\        '-~ /|^^   (That pose really does work
  / | \   ejm98   | \          in ASCII-art!)



parachute:

           _
        .-' '-.
       /       \
       \^^^|^^^/
        \  |  /
         \ | / /
          \|/^^%---
           [<\  \ Whee!!
           <
          ^,<
          _/\
ejm97       /

photocopier:

                        ha
   ________      .^%---  ha      one small step
  | PHOTO  |    <  \ ha          for a llizard,
  | COPIER_|__ / >            one GIANT step for ???
  |    |      "  >
  |    |         >
  |    |         >
  |____|___       '^
ejm97            "
           ____
          | ___|_
    ______||     |
    \ ____||     |
     \\ __||     |
      \\\ ||     |
       \\\||_____|
                 \      ha
   ________      .^%---  ha
  | PHOTO  |    <   \ ha
  | COPIER_|__ / >
  |    |      "  >
  |    |         >
  |    |         >
  |____|___       '^
ejm97           "

           *oh, oh...*
   ________      
  | PHOTO  |=%^^'>
  | COPIER_|__ / >
  |    |      "  >
  |    |         >
  |    |         >
  |____|___       '^
ejm97         "
                    |\
                    | >
                    |/|
                      |
            ha        "
 ________ ha          /
| PHOTO  |  ha ---%^^'>
| COPIER_|__  ha /  / >
|    |             "  >
|    |                >
|    |                >
|____|___              '^
ejm97               "

              ha
 ___  _____ ha 
| P< <HOTO |  ha ---%^^'>
| CO>>PIER_|__  ha /  / >
| < < /              "  >
|  \//               |  >
|    |            |\ |  >
|____|___         | >    '^
ejm97             |/   "

                         /
 ___  _____              \
| P< <HOTO |            <'^^%---
| CO>>PIER_|__        / >    \ That's fixed it
| < < /              "  >         for sure.
|  \//               |  >
|    |            |\ |  >
|____|___         | >    '^
ejm97             |/   "


piano:

                _____
               | |   \
               | |    \
               | |     \___
               | |         \
               | |          \
        ,^%===_|_|___________|
       <\/  /____|____________)
    . <  \_|__________________|
    |<__    | )(            )(
    | |\\  :| )(   ejm 97   )(

         _______
        /       |
       /        |
   ___/         |
  /             |     /
 /              |_    \,^%---
(_______________|_\  \/<  \ THIS is a piano!
|__________________|_   > .
 )(            )( |    __>|
 )(   ejm 97   )( |:  //| |


         _______
        /       |            ____ 
       /        |            \/     |             /
   ___/         |     /   \   \     |     /|     /
  /             |     \    \/       |__  /_|    / \
 /              |_---%^,                /  |   /___\__
(_______________|_\ / />                       
|__________________|_/  >                       ________|
 )(            )( |    __>^^
 )( ejm        )( |:  //| |


         _______
        /       |
       /        |
   ___/         |
  /             |     /     ha
 /              |_    \,^^%--- ha   Consider yourself lucky
(_______________|_\  _/<   \ ha       that you can't hear
|__________________|_ __>^^          what this sounds like!
 )(            )( |  //| |
 )(   ejm 97   )( |:                (I play very badly....)

                                                ____
         _______                |)             |
        /       |         ,|))  |) /         | |____
       /        |        I        /       |  | |
   ___/         |       | /       \  /  / |__| |_______
  /             |       |/          /__/       
 /              |_     ,>%
(_______________|_\  \/<
|__________________|_/  >
 )(            )( |    __>|^
 )(   ejm      )( |:  //| |       

                                                      ____ (`
         _______                            |)             |       `
        /       |         ,\/('    +        |) /         | |____     \
       /        |        I     (|()|  \ (;    /       |  | |        \_)
   ___/         |       | /    ,|    x \\     \  /  / |__| |_______
  /             |       |/            \         /__/       
 /              |_     ,>%
(_______________|_\  \/<
|__________________|_/  >
 )(            )( |    __>|^
 )(   ejm      )( |:  //| |



pirate:

                         <@. 
         Arrr,             (\             ,^
           me       -----%^^")^^^^^^^^^^^^
            Hearties!!! /     "    "
                       /

placard:

In reply to a drawing in alt.ascii-art of a vicious looking dog:

Shouldn't you have a warning sign posted?
      ________
     | BEWARE |
     |   OF   |
     |  DOG!  |
     |________|
         |
         |  .^%---
         |  <  \  Here you go.
          \/ >
             >
             >
ejm97       /\'^
            \ \


     ,^%---   Yikes! There are
 _.__<  \  vicious dogs everywhere!

(_.-- >         ____________                   .____N\         ____
-   __>,^-    ________                         `vvv @ )_____) ___
* ) \  ( * )       __________________             /  _|/---\\_  ____
-   ~    -                            ejm97          \        \


joris bellenger wrote:
start quote..........................................................
                   ___
                  _\  \_
                   /__|     Why I should keep the initials
               ___//_       of the author on a drawing I want to use.
[snip]
                                            _
                                          _/ \_    Oooops...
                                __________/__/
                               /         /
                              /     ____ \
                          ___/    _/    \ \
                      ___\____  _|       \_\__  /\
                      7 /    / /            \_\/  )
                      \/ ___/_/               (  /
                         7 /                   \/
_________________________\/b'ger_______________

........................................................end quote

Clearly these initials are dangerous! Perhaps a law should be passed 
enforcing the use of proper labelling.

   _______________________
   >       CAUTION!      <
   >                     <
   >   Use of initials   <
   >     could cause     <
   >    serious injury   <
   >_____________________<

      ________ 
     |PRACTICE|
     |  SAFE  |
     |INITIAL-|
     |_LING!__|
         |
         |  .^%---
         |  <  \ STOP the misuse of initials!
          \/ >  
             >
             >
            /\'^
      ejm97 \ \

____   ____ 
\PRA< <TICE|
|  SA> >FE |
|INI< <IAL-|
|_LIN\/G!__/
     |
     \
     |
     \
      ,^^^^.
 ---%^_\   >'^
ow!/      /\_
     ejm97\


See? Even when you know to watch, accidents can happen!


                  '       
                 '     ____ 
         ____      (  <TICE|  ...out of the frying pan 
         \PRA<   '  )  >FE |       and into the fire
          |  SA> ')(' <IAL-|
  ha      /INI<( )  )'/G!__/
 ha       \_LIN\( /(( )     ,^
  ha   -----%^^)')(( ) )^^^^
     ha ha /|_ -_-_-_-_-||
          / |ejm97-_-_-_|| 
            ==============

poem?:

               ________________
             /(@)______________)        Well,
   ha       / | I would try   |         I am not a poet;
  ha ---%^^,  | my hand,      |         Luckily,
    ha /   >\ | But fear I    |         I know it.
           < \| will be panned|
           <  |_______________|
           <  (@)______________)
ejm97    ^^|\
           ' '

To llizards (archery – fryingpan)
To llizards (golf – poem)
To llizards (running – yikes)

©ejm 1996-2000