llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (a-f)
by llizard (aka ejm)
page 1 (a-f)
A archery B bicycle . bird watching . birthday . butterfly C cards . Christmas . climbing . clock . computer . cupboard D darkglasses . dentist . dictionary . doors & trapdoors . drums E eggs F fishing . foam . food . frying pan & fire G golf . gunslinger H handcuffs . hat . horse J juggling K kayak . kite . knight L laughing . lightning . livingroom |
M mailbox . mascarade . medal . mirror P painting . parachute . photocopier . piano . pirate . placard . poem? R running S salute . scarf . scissors . sh! . sick . singing . skateboard . skating . skiing . sleeping sneeze . snow and ice . stop . surfing . sword T tennis . theatre . trashbin . tree U umbrella . unicycle V vampire . viola W windows . windsurfing Y yikes |
/ ha /| \,^%--- ha Hey! Archery /_|___> \ ha is a snap! ---<< | | > \ | > \| __>,^ ejm97 \ |__
,^ ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ "J__"_ ejm96 (*)\/(*) ---%^, _. / > (_.--- > - __>,^- ( * ) \ ( * ) ejm97 - ~ - ha ,^%--- ha good thing my bike is fast! _.__< \ ha (_.-- > ____________ - __>,^- ________ * ) \ ( * ) ______________ - ~ - ejm97 _ _-(_)- `(___) _ _ // \\ _-(_)- _-(_)- `(___) `(___) _ // \\ // \\ _-(_)- `(_ __) _ ,^%--- _-(_)-\ _-(")- _.__< \ oh, oh `(___) `%%%%% (_.-- > // \\ // \\ - __>,^- I'll never get ejm97 _ ( * ) \ ( * ) past here! _-(")- - ~ - `%%%%% _ _ // \\ _-(_)- _-(_)- jgs `(___) `(___) // \\ // \\
thanks to Spunk for the sheep
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__ --@./ww (\ "` _-__ ,^%--- ()=()/ < \ Spring really is the best time \/> for bird watching >,^ /| ejm97 | \
I was web surfing and came across Greg Kunkel‘s great page to listen to some birds! It takes a long time to load but it’s worth it.
( ) ( )--__ _ ( ) )-_--m==~ ----------------- ( ) ) \ (Oh boy! Balloons!!!) ( )---%^^^, ----------------- _______/ / > } {/ > } BIRTH { > } DAY { > } BOX { /|'^ ejm97}_______{ | \ `'. .`' ` * . : * *| : ' | || ' ha `|~'||' ,^%--- ha v~v~v~v \_< \ ha A cake? For me???? !@!@!@! _/> _|_!_!_|_ > | || || > | || ||| /\>,^ }{{{{}}}{{{ | ejm97 __||__ \
Would you like to see the above cake coloured?
}\" ,^^%--- ha }/; < \ ha We recently <_// ha went to the < new Butterfly house in ^,< Niagara Falls and a Monarch |\ butterfly landed and stayed ejm97 / / on my shoulder for about 10 minutes.
More web surfing lead me to the Butterfly’s Web. Put your cursor on the corner flower buds to watch them open and play a bird song.
_____ |A . | | / \ | |( . )| | T | ---"--- ejm97 \ ha .^%--- ha Ace of Spades! < \ ha ___________ / > || " > || > _||_ '^ "
===%^, > Hmm... I wonder what _____\/> Saint Nick \ | >,^ brought to me __) | /| ejm97 (___-_) \ \ ,^^, ___%^^_/ > \ | >,^ __) | /| ejm97 (___-_) \ \ ,^%--- {} < \ Rats! Coal again... and I _____\/> thought I was GOOD this year! \ | >,^ __) | /| ejm97 (___-_) \ \ * % /)\ @ 7.~ / \ /o "\ mmm 7 & ~ ,^^%--- / @ ; \ <_/ \ I finally finished decorating the tree! 7` o ~ <\/ Merry Christmas! /# " 97 \ _^^<_ <EJM> [___] \\ % @ |V| [ |) |) \ / /` |_| |) | (` 'T` |V| /\ (` /)\ * / \ | | [ |\ |\ | \_ | | |\ | _) | | | /--\ _) 7.~ \ mmm /o "\ \,^^%--- |_| /\ |) |) \ / |\ | [ \ / \ / [ /\ |) 7 & ~ < \ | | /--\| | | | \| [ \^/ | [ /--\ |\ / @ ; \ _/> 7` o ~ __> 'T` /\ /\ | | [ |) /\ |V| /# " 97 \ _\_ \^^ | \/ /--\ |_ |_ | |\ \/ | | <EJM> [___] \ llizard aka ejm 1997 * @ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/ * * / \ mynumber@freenet.toronto.on.ca I Y mmm llizard aka ejm I ) \ ,^^%--- | | 86 /\ \_\> \ I love parties... especially |_|_888/_o)_ > when there's champagne.... [____________] >,^ | |/| |ejm97 |\ \ @ | ha | * ,^%--- ha |V| [ |) |) \ / @ | \_< \ ha | | [ |\ |\ | | @ | _/> |)|( |( @ @ ) > /` |_| |) | (` 'T` |V| /\ (` <>8<>8<<>8<>>8<> /|^^ \_ | | |\ | _) | | | /--\ _) ejm97 V V V V | \ .___ Hurrah!! * | ) /)\ | (_) Corelli 7.~ | Christmas /o "\ .+.,^^%--- Concerto 7 & ~ on the radio! +.+< \ ________ / @ ; \ .+.<_/ |[""""|"]| 7` e ~ +.+))__ _|_o____o_|_ / j ( \ .+.+.+.) |]]]]]]]]]]]],m ejm.+.+|\ |]]]]]]]]]]]]| ............... :@___________@: }| -#-----|{ }| \ |{ }| ===%^^, |{ }|=#-@@ /> |{ }| \/ > |{ }| ___>,^ |{ }| //| | |{ .___ }|______ejm97|{ | ) :@...........@: | (_) * | % | /)\ | 7.~ | __ ha /o "\ .+. \,^^%--- ha 7 & ~ +.+ < \ ha / @ ; \ .+.<_/ 7` o ~ +.+))__/\ / J ( \ .+.+.+.)_ _&_ 7` o , ~ +.+.+.+|_\__ | | |# " 97 \ _(x)_ .+.+.+| | |_|_|[_]<==>(+)[__|__] .=======. @ | | / \ | .*"`. | mmm |': ;'\,^^%--- | `<x>'\_\> \ |_| /\ |)|)\ / |\ | [ \ / \ /[ /\ |) | | ()| > | |/--\| | | | \| [ \^/ | [/--\|\ . | | >,^ | |/| |ejm98 |\ \ ,,_ __ (=-' / \ )) `. ,^^%--- ~/ \/ | `. /< \ You've never heard there | )___( | `./ < were four magi?? |/ \|| ^^|\ |' |' ejm98 // (Now where did I put my gift?) * ! /.\ 7!~ /.!!\ 7!!.~ ,^^%--- /.!!!!\ <_/ \ 7!!!.!~ <\/ /.!!!99!\ _^^<_ [EJM] [___] \\ ! `! !, `!, ! ,^^%--- `! <_/ \ I had to chop the branches ! <\_* off my tree to scatter over the !99 _^^<_ garden because we STILL have no [EJM] [___] \\ snow! __________ /`.!!!99!\_/ `. `.JM] `. `. `./ __________ /|!!!!99!\/ | | [EJM] | | | | | | |/ __________ /\_/.!!!!\/ \ \7!!!.!~ \ \!!!99!\ \ \EJM] \/ __________ /|_/.!!!!\/ | | 7!!!.!~ | |/!!!!99!\ | | [EJM] | | |/ __________ /\___/.\__/ \ \ 7!~ \ \/.!!\ \ \!!.~ \/.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM] __________ /|__<___,_/ | | < / | | |`^%--- | | | \ | | * |/ ! /.\ 7!~ /.!!\ 7!!.~ /.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM] __________ /|__<___,_/ | | < / ha | | |`^%--- ha | | | \ ha | | |/ ' ' ' ' * ! /.\ 7!~ /.!!\ 7!!.~ /.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ ` /.!!!99!\ , ` [EJM],' __________ /|____,___/ | | </ > / | | /`^^^%--- | | //^^ | | // |/ * ! /.\ 7!~ /.!!\ 7!!.~ /.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM] __________ /|________/ | | / | | \ ha | | \_,^%--- ha | | < \ ha |/ > > //^^ // * ! /.\ 7!~ /.!!\ 7!!.~ /.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM] __________ /|________/ | | | | | | | | |/ \ \ \_,^%--- < \ > * >^^ ! \\ /.\ \\ 7!~ /.!!\ 7!!.~ /.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM] __________ /|________/ | | | | | | | | |/ * ! /.\ 7!~ /.!!\ \_,^^%--- 7!!.~ >\_ \ ...bet you thought that couldn't be done! /.!!!!\ > 7!!!.!~ > /.!!!99!\ /|^^ [EJM] \ \ * ! /.\ 7!~ /.!!\ ,^^%--- 7!!.~ /<\ \ yes, it WAS a bit dangerous. /.!!!!\ /< \ I came pretty close to pulling the 7!!!.!~ < star off by mistake. /.!!!99!\^^|\ [EJM] / | __________ /|________/ | | | | | | | | |/ * ! /.\ 7!~ _ /.!!\ \_,^^%===;_) 7!!.~ >\_ /.!!!!\ > 7!!!.!~ > /.!!!99!\ /|^^ [EJM] \ \ __________ /|________/ | | | | | | | | |/ * ! , -. /.\ , ` 7!~ , : /.!!\ \_,^^%===; , 7!!.~ >\_ . , /.!!!!\ > - _ - 7!!!.!~ > /.!!!99!\ /|^^ [EJM] \ \ __________ /|________/ | | | | | | | | , -. |/ , ` \ ; : \ . , ,^%===; , |< - _ - |> * >^^ ! \\ /.\ \\ 7!~ /.!!\ 7!!.~ /.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM] __________ /|________/ | | / | | \ ha ; | | ,^%--- ha ! ~ | | <| \ ha , ` |/ /> , * >^^ ! ||/ JUST made it! /.\ \ 7!~ /.!!\ 7!!.~ /.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM] __________ /|___/.\__/ | | 7!~ | | /.!!\ | | 7!!.~ | | /.!!!!\ |/ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM]
ha `_ ha \` ha \ | `_ ---%vv._/ ` < `\ < `\ </\ ` ^^ \ ` ejm97 / ` ' ,^^^%--- Hey! `\_ / \_<__ \ Aren't we \ ejm97 ' < supposed to have ` _ _/ ^,</\ ropes up here??? ` _/ _< `\ _/ \ `\ ' `\
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___ _/ | ,^%--- Always give credit |_____| __ > \ where credit is due. --- == -- > [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| | ___ /\ _/ | ===%^, My head hurts.... |_____| \/> --- == > [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| | ___ _/ | ===%^, |_____| __ > --- == -- > [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| | ___ _/ | ,^%--- |_____| __ > \ yes, yes, I'll get right to it.... --- == -- > [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| | ___ /\ _/ | ---%^^^, |_____| / \/ > gasp!! --- == > [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| | ___ _/ | /\ WRONG again! |_____| ---=^^> --- == /' \/ > [_____] ' __>,^ ejm | | ' //| | ___ / _/ | \ MONOtasking again! |_____| ---%^^> --- == / \/ > [_____] __>,^ ejm | | //| | ____ |(`')| ,^%--- That heart looks so large on my screen and so |_\/_| __>_ \ small in the post... --- == >/ I've *got* to get a larger monitor. [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| | _- -_ _-- - _ ( ) ( . u ,^^%--- ) ( \| |] \_>_ \ ) ( @@@_|_|__ >/ ) ( [_________]__>^^ ) ( ejm | //|| | ) ( ) (__ _ _ ) o o o ___ o _/ |===-^. |_____| _/<\ --- == >/ [_____] __>,^ | | //| | ( ___ | _/ | w \ ,^%--- |_____| |__\> \ Yes, it's true. I spend all my --- == ____ > waking hours at the computer, [_____] [____]_>,^ even dining here.... ejm97 | | | //|| | ___ |// !/\ _/ |-\ ) ===%^, Hey! I thought we were friends! | |_// \/ > |_____| > --- == | >,^ [_____] __| // | | | | / | ejm97 (hand by b'ger) joris bellenger wrote: start quote.................................... ________________________________ | | | Big Browser Is Watching You!! | |________________________________| / ___________ |____| .| ,~~~. |___|:| .| o/0)/ \___\| .| |?_/\___ |____|______| / )/ \ __/__|__\__ _____, _:/__|/ ______ [___[_______] b'ger .......................................end quote gasp!! ___ !/\ _/ | ===%^^, Really? . |_____| \/ > | --- == > |\| [_____] __>,^ | > ejm97 | | //| | |/ ___ _/ | ,^%--- . |_____| __ < \ I'm scared... | --- == > |\| [_____] __>,^ | > ejm97 | | //| | |/ |\ ha | >\ ha *THAT* _ _ |/ \ .^^%--- ha should take _/< < | \__<__ \ ha care of |___> >_| < Big Browser! -< <- == ^,< [__\/_] \_\ ejm97 | | /
_________ | |uuu_|\ | =|u_u_| | |____|UU\_| | \ \| .^^%--- /< \ Yes, they're here. / > Do you want a large cup or a small cup? >,^ /| ejm | \ _________ | |,j__|\ | ]|||__| | |____|"|\_| | " \ \| .^^%--- /< \ aha. here it is... / > >,^ /| ejm | \
___ Now I'll have to _/ | ,^##--- wear darkglasses |_____| __ > \ everywhere so as --- == -- > not to be recognized [_____] __>,^ ejm97 | | //| |
/------| \-' | I don't know why ,^%--- Q | but my dentist )< \ ~\/\ | always seems a bit nervous.... \<_ ___ \ | \_77 | |\ | ejm 97 |`` | \ \ | """ o-o ~ ~ ===
.___ | ) /--//--/| | (_) /__//__/ |_ | | | | /_/| , | |A-O|P-Z||**||[| | | | ||()||[|_,__ | __ /|___|___||__|/[|( )/| .+. \,^^%--- /___________________/ | +.+ < \ Hmmm... I wonder |__________ ______ | | .+.<_/ what my Oxford | ||______|| | +.+))__/\ 2 volumes (four | ] ||______|| | .+.+.+.)_ pages to a page) | ||______|| | +.+.+.+|_\__ says.... |__________|________|/ ejm+.+| | .___ | ) /--/| | (_) /__/ |_ | | | /_/| , | |P-Z||**||[| | ____| ||()||[|_,__ | / |___||__|/[|( )/| .+. ,^^%--- /___________________/ | +.+ < __\_((/ Just as I |__________ ______ | | .+.<_/- // thought... | ||______|| | +.+))__ // | ] ||______|| | .+.+.+.)_// | ||______|| | +.+.+.+|_\__ |__________|________|/ ejm+.+| |
/| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | , | |__||__| | _ _ |> |>[ [ |\ |/ | __ __()| ( (_ |\ |\[ [ |-\|\ | | || | | _) | | \ | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm /| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | |__||__| |== sh! | __ __()|/ ...I'm not really here. | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm /| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | |__||__| |--- | __ __()|\ hello | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | |__________| ejm /| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| |^%--- | __ __()| \ Hello? Anyone home? | | || | +` * | | || | | ! | | || | | /.\ | |__||__| | 7!~ |__________| ejm /.!!\ 7!!.~ /.!!!!\ 7!!!.!~ /.!!!99!\ [EJM] ==========+ | __ __ || | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| |-- | __ __()|\ Peeking in... | | || | +| | | || | || | | || | || | |__||__| || |__________|- ejm /| / | /__|___ | | | |^%--- | | \ Hello? Anyone home? | +` | | |_______| ejm /| / | /__|______ | __ __ | | | || | | here's a mop, just in case you forgot to bring one | | || | | | |__||__| |__\ | __ __()| \ | | || | | \ | | || | | \ | | || | | (\) | |__||__| | )(( |__________| ejm )))) ______________ |\ ___________ /| | | _ _ _ _ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-+-+-+-| | | | | |-+-+-+-| | | | | |_|_|_|_| | | | | ___ | | | | /__/ | | | | [%==] ()| | | | ||| | | | ()| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|___________|_| ejm ______________ |\ ___________ /| | | _ _ _ _ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-+-+-+-| | | | | |-+-+=+%| | | | | |_|_|_|_| | | | | ___ | | | | [___] ()| | | | ||| | | | ()| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_|___________|_| ejm ______________ |\ ___________ /| | | /|,| | | | | | |,x,| | | | | | |,x,' | | | | | |,x , | | | | |/ |%==| | | | /] , | | | | [/ () | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ,' | | | | ,' | | |_|,'_________|_| ejm ______________ |\ ___________ /| | | /|,| | | | | | |,x,| | | | | | |,x,' | | | | | |,x | | | | | |/ | | | | | /] | | | | | [/ ()\ | | | | | \,^%--- | | | <\/ \ Hello! | | |< | | | | ,'< | | | | ,' ^^|\ | | |_|,'_____/__\|_| ejm __________ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | ,^^%--- | __ __()| <_/ \ I'm going to put some shoes on... | | || | +' > | | || | | > | |__||__| | /| |__________| | \ ejm __________ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| |---%^, | __ __()| / >_/ Entrez!!! | | || | +__/> | | || | | > | |__||__| | /| |__________| | \ ejm __________ | __ __ | | | || | | | | || | | | |__||__| | ,^^%--- | __ __()|/<\ \ Thank you. Hello! | | || | + < \ | | || | | < | |__||__| |^^|\ |__________| / \ ejm __________ /`.`^%===_/ `. `\ `. `. `./ __________ /\_<__,___/ ha \ \ </ / ha \ \/`^%--- ha \ \ peeking in from the skylight.... \/ __________ /\____,___/ \ \ </ > / \ \/`^^^%--- \ \ //^^ \/ // __________ /\________/ \ \ / \ \ \ \ \_,^%--- \/ < \ > >^^ \\ \\ __________ /|______,_/ | | | / | | |,^%--- | | < \ | |X\ > |/ \> ^^ __________ /|________/ | | | | | | | | |/ \_,^^%--- >\ \ >/ __> \ /^^ \ _______ / / /______/ |^^> | |\/<_>^^%--- |__/___\|\ Hello, I decide to try the cat door.... ejm \ _,^%--- _______ \<| \ oooh, my back! I don't think I'll | | < \ do THAT too often! | | ^^<_ |_______| _| / ejm ,. . ' .` ,' . '___ \.',^%---_\ /\ / / / /| / /,^%---_ \/_<__\___\ /\ \ \ \ \\_,^%--- \ \_<\_\___ \/_</\____\ /\ \ \ ___,^%--- \ \ <\ \ \ \_<_\____ \/_</\____\ ^_\ ha /\ ,^%--- ha \ \ _/< \ ha \ \ <\ \ \_<_\____ \/^|\_____\ / |
.^%--- Can you tell I don't really < _ \ know how to conga? /_< / _[ ][ ] ejm98 \\_/\_/\
ha ,^ ha -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ha ha / .". " / ' ' ;OOOOO; ejm97 +=+=+=+ =+=+=+= =+=+= =+= Happy Easter!! ha ,^^^%--- ha I always count < \ \ ha my chickens < \ BEFORE < they hatch < +=OOOOO=+ < =+=+=+=+= < =+=+=+= ^^ =+=+= ejm97 " =+=
'\ ' \ ,^%--- ' \@ > \ I think I caught one! ' `\/> ' __>,^ * * ' //| | (/ )/ '~-~-~-~-~-~""""""""""*""""""* ~-~-~-~""ejm97"""""")/"""""(/ ejm97 '\ ____' \ ,^%--- \ | \@ > \ Rats! __) | `\/> (___-_) __>,^ * * //| | (/ )/ -~-~-~-~-~-~""""""""""""""""""" '\ ejm97 ' \ ,^%--- A \@ < \ Look! I finally caught one! ^ `\/> __>,^ * * //| | (/ )/ -~-~-~-~-~-~""""""""""""""""" '\ ' \===%^, ' \@ > ' `\/> _ ' ______>,^____\ ' \-=-=-=-=-=-/{} 'ejm97-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ '\ ' \ ,^%--- ' \@ < \ Do I hear cries for help? ' `\/> _ ' ______>,^____\ ' \-=-=-=-=-=-/{} 'ejm97-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ___ .----o / _ \ .--' | (_) |-------' / \___/ \,^%--- < \ Good thing I have this lifepreserver... _/> _ _____@__>,^____\ ejm97 ' \-=-=-=-=-=-/{} -~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ___ .----o / _ \ .---------' | (_) |-' \___/ \_,^%--- < \ And so easy to throw too... _/> _ _____@__>,^____\ ejm97 ' \-=-=-=-=-=-/{} -~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ _ _\\|_ \)()\ \ \) ===@@^, .----o __> oops.... -' _/> _ _____@__>,^____\ ejm97 ' \-=-=-=-=-=-/{} -~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ .--o ___ .--' \|_ / _ \ .--' \ | (_) |----' _ _\ \___/ \)()\ \O/ ow! -~\)-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-ejm97-~-~ '\ ' \ ,^%--- ' \@ < \ Goodness, how sad.... ' `\/> _ ______>,^____\ \-=-=-=ejm97/{} -~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ '\ ' \===%^, ' \@ > ' `\/> _ ' ______>,^____\ ' \-=-=-=-=-=-/{} 'ejm97-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ '\ ' \ ,^%--- ' \@ < \ Ah, isn't it peaceful out here? ' `\/> _ _______>,^__\ ejm97 \-=-=-=-=-/{} ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ _ _ ( ) | \ | | /| \ \\\\ \ / | |/ |_ | .-' `-. / | |\ | | .-' '. | \| | .' '-. |_ (_/ (`-.-' {{ (*) / ---@@^,\ } .'~-. _\ '\ / >/ (/ ~-. .;;'~ ' \ \/> _ ejm97 ///~~''~ ' \@______>,^____\~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~- ' \-=-=-=-=-=-=-/{} ~-~-~-~-~-~-~ -~-~ -~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~ -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~
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. ' ' . . ' ' ' '. '. '. ' . . .' . . . . . ' . ' @.@ . . ' ' . . ' '. '. . . ' ' .' ejm96 ,^ ' . ' -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Oh Boy! / " " A snack!! / () \/ ,^%--- \_< \ Ice Cream! <\_ <_ ^^| / ejm97 / Y \ ,^%--- This house wine has an )(__\< \ amusing bouquet... _[]_ > [____]_>,^ ejm97 | //|| | 88 8888--__ 88888 '- ----------------- \ (Oh boy! Grapes!!!) ---%^^^, ----------------- / /> / > _>,^ / \_ ( | w \ ,^%--- |__\< \ What's for dinner??? ____ > [____]_>,^ ejm97 | //|| | ,^%--- \_< \ What's for dessert then??? > _________________ > ___________ _>,^ _____________ / \_ * * * * I * Y I I ) \ ,^^%--- | | ( ) 86 /\ \_\> \ Champagne and/or soda all round! |_|_|_|_888/_o)_ > [________________] >,^ | |/| |ejm |\ \ I * @ I ) * / \ | | 86 /\ Y mmm ha |_|_888/_o)_ \ ,^^x--- ha [____________] \_\> \ ha | | > Luckily for me, there is no more |ejm98 | //\>^^ Champagne after I finish this glass. __\ __ __.---\_\\/_/----.__ _---'\_\/ __)_ \ /_/`--_ <._ __(__ /_/_--` __)__ _.> `-/_/ \_\ `--` /_/_\_|.-' `-----,---------' \ .^^%--- /< \ I finally located my platter / > and had just now prepared it with >,^ fresh basil leaves. /| ejm | \ ,^^%--- ___ /<\ \ making bread __(___)__ / >/ [_________] >,^ | | /| ejm | | | \ ,-. ,^^%--- (___) /<\ \ It worked! __(___)__ / >/ [_________] >,^ | | /| ejm | | | \ . u ,^^%--- _._ \| |] \_>_ \ tea or coffee? \( )]|_| >/ [__________]__>^^ ejm98 | //|| | . . u ,^^%--- _._ \| |]\| |] \_>_ \ Please help yourself. \( )]|_|__|_| >/ I think the extra cups are [_______________]__>^^ in the cupboard. ejm | //|| | . u ,^^%--- \| |] \_>_ \ coffee? ___|_|___ >/ [_________]__>^^ ejm98 | //|| | || || ,^^%--- Iced tea. \| |] \_>_ \ Mmm, delicious! ___|_|___ >/ [_________]__>^^ ejm98 | //|| | . u ,^^%--- \| |] \_>_ \ coffee and strudel, anyone? @@@_|_|__ >/ [_________]__>^^ ejm98 | //|| | mmmm ---%^, strudel @/ > ___\/ > [____]_>,^ ejm98 | //|| | mmmm ---%^, soup... q/ > (_)\/ > [____]_>,^ ejm | //|| | u ,^^%--- Did someone say toast? Does _._ \_>_ \ that mean it's time for tea? _\( )]_ >/ [_________] __>^^ |ejm98 |//| | | / ,^^%--- ,.|/ \_>_ \ This congee is pretty good.... __( )__ >/ [_________] __>^^ |ejm98 |//| | bubblegum: _ ,^^%===;_) /<| \<\ < ^^|\ ejm ___/_/_____________________ , -. , ` ; : ,^^%===; , /<| . , \<\ - _ - < ^^|\ ejm ___/_/_____________________ , -. , ` ; : . , ,^@@===; , /<| - _ - \<\ ^^< _/| / ejm ___________________________ ; ! ~ , ` , / |,^%--- < \ popped!! but that was cool! \ > \ ejm ____/\/>,^_\_____________
Veronica Karlsson drew the frying pan ) ( ) ) ( ) ( ----%^^\_____________^^^\ O______/__\ / ^ / \____________/ ejm & VK 1996 ' , ' ' ' ( ' ) ')(' ha ( ) )') ha ( /(( ) ,^ ha -----%^^)')(( ) )^^^^ Now I fear I am ha ha /|_ -_-_-_-_-|| out of the frying pan / |ejm96-_-_-_|| and into the fire ============== [| | ha ( \ ,^%--- ha _)__)___ \> \ ha _\____/_ \/> [________] > |ejm | /|^^ |_______| \ \ [| ) | ha ( ( \ ,^%--- ha _)__(___ \> \ ha _\____/_ \/> [________] > |ejm | /|^^ |_______| \ \
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