llizard as seen in newsgroups and/or chatrooms (a-f)

by llizard (aka ejm)

page 1 (a-f)

A archery
B bicycle . bird watching . birthday . butterfly
C cards . Christmas . climbing . clock . computer . cupboard
D darkglasses . dentist . dictionary . doors & trapdoors . drums
E eggs
F fishing . foam . food . frying pan & fire
G golf . gunslinger
H handcuffs . hat . horse
J juggling
K kayak . kite . knight
L laughing . lightning . livingroom
M mailbox . mascarade . medal . mirror
P painting . parachute . photocopier . piano . pirate . placard . poem?
R running
S salute . scarf . scissors . sh! . sick . singing . skateboard . skating . skiing . sleeping
sneeze . snow and ice . stop . surfing . sword
T tennis . theatre . trashbin . tree
U umbrella . unicycle
V vampire . viola
W windows . windsurfing
Y yikes

archery:

             /      ha
         /|  \,^%---  ha      Hey! Archery
        /_|___>  \ ha          is a snap!
---<<   | |   >
        \ |   >
         \| __>,^
ejm97       \ |__

bicycle:

                                  ,^
              ===%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                     "J__"_
    ejm96           (*)\/(*)


             ---%^,
            _. /  >
           (_.--- >
           -    __>,^-
         ( * )  \  ( * )
ejm97      -    ~    -


            ha
     ,^%---  ha     good thing my bike is fast!
 _.__<  \ ha
      (_.-- >         ____________
-   __>,^-    ________
* ) \  ( * )     ______________
-   ~    -                        ejm97

          _
       _-(_)-
     `(___)     _       _
      // \\  _-(_)-  _-(_)-
           `(___)  `(___) 
        _   // \\   // \\
     _-(_)-
   `(_ __)   _           ,^%---
  _-(_)-\ _-(")-     _.__<  \ oh, oh
`(___)  `%%%%%      (_.-- >
 // \\   // \\      -   __>,^-      I'll never get
ejm97     _       ( * ) \  ( * )    past here!
       _-(")-       -   ~    -
    `%%%%%     _       _
     // \\  _-(_)-  _-(_)-
jgs        `(___)  `(___) 
            // \\   // \\

thanks to Spunk for the sheep

                                      ________________
                              _______| ') () () () | /
         *          _________||) \ / !_'-__________._\
        *         ,| |_| ^ |)!|___|__|
        Y,       ;`|_|_|/_\|_|
         |       `.
          \,^^%--- `. ha
      _.__<    \ ha ;
     (_.  >.......' ha
      \ __>,^
    .-. \ / .-.
   ( * )~ \( * )
ejm `-    ~ `-


bird watching:

     __
--@./ww
  (\ 
   "`    _-__   ,^%---
        ()=()/  <  \   Spring really is the best time
              \/>           for bird watching
                >,^
               /|
ejm97          | \

I was web surfing and came across Greg Kunkel‘s great page to listen to some birds! It takes a long time to load but it’s worth it.


birthday:

        ( )
      ( )--__  _    
     ( ) )-_--m==~    -----------------
      ( ) )    \    (Oh boy! Balloons!!!)
       ( )---%^^^,    -----------------
     _______/  / >
     }       {/  >
     } BIRTH {   >
     }  DAY  {   >
     }  BOX  {  /|'^
ejm97}_______{  | \


            `'.
       .`' ` * .
      :  *  *|  :
       ' |  || '           ha 
        `|~'||'     ,^%---   ha
        v~v~v~v  \_<   \ ha     A cake? For me????
        !@!@!@!   _/>
       _|_!_!_|_    >
      |  ||    ||   >
      |  ||   ||| /\>,^
      }{{{{}}}{{{  |
ejm97   __||__     \

Would you like to see the above cake coloured?


butterfly:

      }\" ,^^%--- ha
      }/; <   \ ha           We recently
          <_//    ha         went to the
          <             new Butterfly house in
        ^,<          Niagara Falls and a Monarch
          |\         butterfly landed and stayed
ejm97    / /     on my shoulder for about 10 minutes.

More web surfing lead me to the Butterfly’s Web. Put your cursor on the corner flower buds to watch them open and play a bird song.


cards:

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         |( . )|
         |  T  |
         ---"---
ejm97        \      ha
             .^%---  ha     Ace of Spades!
             <  \ ha
___________ / >
    ||     "  >
    ||        >
   _||_        '^
            "

Christmas:

          ===%^,
               >     Hmm... I wonder what
        _____\/>         Saint Nick
        \   |  >,^          brought to me
       __)  | /|
ejm97 (___-_) \ \


              ,^^,
        ___%^^_/ > 
        \   |   >,^
       __)  |  /|
ejm97 (___-_)  \ \


               ,^%---
            {} <  \ Rats!  Coal again... and I
        _____\/>       thought I was GOOD this year!
        \   |  >,^
       __)  | /|
ejm97 (___-_) \ \

    *
    %
   /)\         @
   7.~        / \
  /o "\       mmm
  7 & ~      ,^^%---
 / @ ; \     <_/ \  I finally finished decorating the tree!
 7` o  ~     <\/             Merry Christmas!
/# " 97 \ _^^<_
  <EJM>  [___] \\

    %        @     |V| [ |) |) \ /  /` |_| |) | (` 'T` |V|  /\  (`
   /)\  *   / \    | | [ |\ |\  |   \_ | | |\ | _)  |  | | /--\ _)
   7.~   \  mmm
  /o "\   \,^^%--- |_|  /\ |) |) \ /  |\ | [ \   /  \ / [  /\  |)
  7 & ~    <   \   | | /--\|  |   |   | \| [  \^/    |  [ /--\ |\
 / @ ; \  _/>      
 7` o  ~   __>          'T` /\    /\  |  |     [ |) /\ |V|
/# " 97 \ _\_ \^^        |  \/   /--\ |_ |_    | |\ \/ | |
  <EJM>  [___] \
                                 llizard aka ejm
                                       1997


           *     @        www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
 *          *   / \                mynumber@freenet.toronto.on.ca
  I         Y   mmm                            llizard aka ejm
  I     )    \ ,^^%---
 | |  86 /\ \_\>   \ I love parties... especially
 |_|_888/_o)_  >       when there's champagne....
[____________] >,^ 
|            |/|
|ejm97       |\ \

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        @    |       \_<  \ ha        | | [ |\ |\  |
        | @  |       _/>
        |)|( |( @ @ )   >      /` |_| |) | (` 'T` |V|  /\  (`
      <>8<>8<<>8<>>8<> /|^^    \_ | | |\ | _)  |  | | /--\ _)
ejm97   V  V   V   V   | \


    .___       Hurrah!!        *
    |   )                     /)\
    |  (_)       Corelli      7.~ 
    |             Christmas  /o "\
  .+.,^^%---        Concerto 7 & ~ on the radio!
  +.+<   \      ________    / @ ; \
  .+.<_/       |[""""|"]|   7` e  ~
  +.+))__     _|_o____o_|_ / j   ( \
  .+.+.+.)   |]]]]]]]]]]]],m
  ejm.+.+|\  |]]]]]]]]]]]]|

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+.+ <    \ ha             / @ ; \
.+.<_/                    7` o  ~
+.+))__/\                / J   ( \
.+.+.+.)_            _&_ 7` o  , ~
+.+.+.+|_\__        | | |#   " 97 \ _(x)_
.+.+.+|     |       |_|_|[_]<==>(+)[__|__]

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|     ()| >    | |/--\| |  |   | \| [  \^/    | [/--\|\ .
|       | >,^ 
|       |/|
|ejm98  |\ \

       ,,_
   __  (=-' 
  /  \  )) `.        ,^^%---
~/    \/ |    `.    /<   \ You've never heard there
| )___(  |       `./ <     were four magi??
|/     \||         ^^|\
|'      |' ejm98     //        (Now where did I put my gift?)

      *
      !
     /.\ 
     7!~ 
    /.!!\
    7!!.~      ,^^%---
   /.!!!!\     <_/ \ 
   7!!!.!~     <\/ 
  /.!!!99!\ _^^<_
    [EJM]  [___] \\


      !
     `!  
      !, 
     `!,
      !        ,^^%---
     `!       <_/  \ I had to chop the branches
      !       <\_*   off my tree to scatter over the
      !99   _^^<_    garden because we STILL have no
    [EJM]  [___] \\  snow!

     __________
    /`.!!!99!\_/
    `. `.JM]
      `. `. 
        `./


     __________
    /|!!!!99!\/
   | | [EJM] 
   | |
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     __________
    /\_/.!!!!\/
   \  \7!!!.!~ 
    \  \!!!99!\
     \  \EJM]
      \/ 

     __________
    /|_/.!!!!\/
   | | 7!!!.!~ 
   | |/!!!!99!\
   | |  [EJM]
   | |
   |/
     __________
    /\___/.\__/
   \  \  7!~
    \  \/.!!\
     \  \!!.~
      \/.!!!!\
       7!!!.!~
      /.!!!99!\
        [EJM]

     __________
    /|__<___,_/
   | |   < /
   | |   |`^%---
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   | |   * 
   |/    !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\
       7!!.~ 
      /.!!!!\
      7!!!.!~
     /.!!!99!\
       [EJM]

     __________
    /|__<___,_/
   | |   < /    ha
   | |   |`^%--- ha
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   |/    '
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  `    [EJM],'

     __________
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   | |  </ >  /
   | |  /`^^^%---
   | |     //^^
   | |    //
   |/
          

          

          
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       [EJM]

     __________
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   |/    >
        >
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       [EJM]


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       [EJM]
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         *
         !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\  \_,^^%---
       7!!.~    >\_ \ ...bet you thought that couldn't be done!
      /.!!!!\   >
      7!!!.!~   >
     /.!!!99!\ /|^^
       [EJM]   \ \

         *
         !
        /.\
        7!~
       /.!!\     ,^^%---
       7!!.~    /<\  \ yes, it WAS a bit dangerous.
      /.!!!!\  /<  \   I came pretty close to pulling the
      7!!!.!~   <      star off by mistake.
     /.!!!99!\^^|\
       [EJM]    / |

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       [EJM]   \ \


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   | |    ,^%--- ha  !     ~
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   |/    />               ,
        *  >^^
        !  ||/    JUST made it!
       /.\  \ 
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      /.!!\
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      [EJM]

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   | |   7!~
   | |  /.!!\
   | |  7!!.~
   | | /.!!!!\
   |/  7!!!.!~
      /.!!!99!\
        [EJM]


climbing:

   ha     `_
ha         \`
    ha \   | `_
     ---%vv._/ `
           <    `\
            <     `\
            </\     `
          ^^ \      `
ejm97        /      `



         '   ,^^^%---      Hey!     `\_
        /  \_<__  \     Aren't we      \
ejm97  '     <       supposed to have   ` _
     _/    ^,</\     ropes up here???      `
   _/       _<                              `\
 _/         \                                 `\
'                                               `\


clock:

          _____________
         /____________/|
        |  _________  ||
        | |   12    | ||
        | |         | ||
        | |9  ,*   3| ||
        | | ,'/     | ||
        | |'___6____| ||
 ejm    |_____________|/
             /
             \,^^%---
             <|   \ llook!! one hand only!
             <\
              < 
             ^^|\
              / /
             _______
            /______/`-_
         _-'       `-_ /|
        {             } |
        |  _________  | |
        | |   XII   | | |
        | |         | | |
        | |IX ,* III| | |
        | | ,' |    | | |
        | |'___VI___| | |
        | |    /    | | |
        | |   /     | | |
   ejm  | |  /      | | |  -|- | /` |/  -|- | /` |/
        | |( )      | | |   |  | \, |\   |  | \, |\
        | |_________| | |  
     ` '|_____________|/
   ---%^^\^,_/
     / '  `>
           > 
          /|^^
         |  \




             __________
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        |  ____________  | |
        | |    \/||    | | |
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        | |_____V_|____| | |
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        | |    :/:     | | |
        | |    / :     | | |
        | |   /: @     | | |  _|_ .    |   _|_ .    |
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        | |    :       | | |
        | |    @       | | |
        | |____________| | |  
        |______ejm_______|`',
                     \_,^/^^%---
                      <'   ' \ Exactly!
                      < 
                     ^^|\
                      / /



computer:

        ___
      _/   |      ,^%---          Always give credit
     |_____|   __ >  \           where credit is due.
       ---  == -- >
     [_____]    __>,^
ejm97 |   |    //| |


        ___      /\
      _/   | ===%^,          My head hurts....
     |_____|    \/>
       ---  ==    >
     [_____]    __>,^
ejm97 |   |    //| |

            ___
          _/   | ===%^,
         |_____|   __ >
           ---  == -- >
         [_____]    __>,^
ejm97     |   |    //| |

        ___
      _/   |      ,^%---
     |_____|   __ >  \ yes, yes, I'll get right to it....
       ---  == -- >
     [_____]    __>,^
ejm97 |   |    //| |


        ___      /\
      _/   | ---%^^^,
     |_____|   / \/ >   gasp!!
       ---  ==     >
     [_____]    __>,^
ejm97 |   |    //| |

         ___        
       _/   |     /\    WRONG again!
      |_____| ---=^^>
        --- ==  /' \/ >
      [_____]    '  __>,^

ejm    |   |     ' //| |

         ___       /
       _/   |      \    MONOtasking again!
      |_____| ---%^^>
        --- ==  /  \/ >
      [_____]       __>,^
ejm    |   |       //| |
       ____
      |(`')|     ,^%--- That heart looks so large on my screen and so
      |_\/_|   __>_ \               small in the post...
       --- ==    >/        I've *got* to get a larger monitor.
     [_____]   __>,^
ejm97 |   |   //| |

            _- -_   _--    - _
          (                    )
       (    .    u  ,^^%---     )
     (    \| |]   \_>_  \         )
   (   @@@_|_|__    >/             )
 (    [_________]__>^^           )
( ejm   |       //|| |         )
  (                        )
      (__   _      _ )
                 o
                  o
                  o
        ___      o
      _/   |===-^.
     |_____|   _/<\
       ---  ==   >/
     [_____]   __>,^
      |   |   //| |

                   (
        ___        |
      _/   |     w \ ,^%---
     |_____|     |__\>  \ Yes, it's true. I spend all my
       ---  == ____  >      waking hours at the computer,
     [_____]  [____]_>,^      even dining here....
ejm97 |   |   | //|| |


   ___  |//     !/\
 _/   |-\ )  ===%^,      Hey! I thought we were friends!
|     |_//      \/ >
|_____|            >
  ---  ==   |      >,^
[_____]   __|     //
 |   |    | |    / |     ejm97   (hand by b'ger)

joris bellenger wrote:
start quote....................................
      ________________________________
     |                                |
     |  Big Browser Is Watching You!! |
     |________________________________|
                   /
            ___________
           |____|     .|      ,~~~.
          |___|:|     .|      o/0)/
           \___\|     .|      |?_/\___
           |____|______|      /  )/   \
            __/__|__\__ _____, _:/__|/ ______
           [___[_______]                b'ger
.......................................end quote

                gasp!!

         ___     !/\   
       _/   | ===%^^,   Really?        .
      |_____|    \/ >                  |
        ---  ==     >                |\|
      [_____]     __>,^              | >
ejm97  |   |     //| |               |/

         ___ 
       _/   |     ,^%---               .
      |_____|  __ <  \ I'm scared...   |
        ---  ==    >                 |\|
      [_____]    __>,^               | >
ejm97  |   |    //| |                |/

                 |\            ha
                 | >\            ha      *THAT* 
        _   _    |/  \    .^^%--- ha   should take
      _/<  < |        \__<__  \ ha       care of 
     |___> >_|           <             Big Browser!
       -< <- ==        ^,<
      [__\/_]           \_\
ejm97  |   |              /


cupboard:

       _________
      |    |uuu_|\
      |   =|u_u_| |
      |____|UU\_| |
               \ \|
               .^^%---
              /<   \ Yes, they're here.
             / >       Do you want a large cup or a small cup?
               >,^
              /|
  ejm         | \


       _________
      |    |,j__|\
      |   ]|||__| |
      |____|"|\_| |
             " \ \|
               .^^%---
              /<   \ aha. here it is...
             / >     
               >,^
              /|
  ejm         | \


darkglasses:

         ___                 Now I'll have to
       _/   |     ,^##---    wear darkglasses
      |_____|  __ >   \      everywhere so as
       ---  == -- >        not to be recognized
      [_____]   __>,^
ejm97  |   |   //| |

dentist:

                /------|
             \-'       |        I don't know why 
       ,^%---   Q      |         but my dentist
      )<  \   ~\/\     |   always seems a bit nervous....
      \<_    ___  \    | 
       \_77   |   |\   |
ejm 97  |``   |   \ \  |
       """   o-o  ~ ~ ===


dictionary:

  .___                      
  |   )                            /--//--/|    
  |  (_)                          /__//__/ |_
  |                              |   |   | /_/| ,
  |                              |A-O|P-Z||**||[|
  |                              |   |   ||()||[|_,__
  | __                          /|___|___||__|/[|( )/|
.+. \,^^%---                   /___________________/ |
+.+ <    \ Hmmm... I wonder    |__________  ______ | |
.+.<_/     what my Oxford      |          ||______|| |
+.+))__/\   2 volumes (four    |        ] ||______|| |
.+.+.+.)_    pages to a page)  |          ||______|| |
+.+.+.+|_\__     says....      |__________|________|/
ejm+.+|     |      

  .___                      
  |   )                                /--/|    
  |  (_)                              /__/ |_
  |                                  |   | /_/| ,
  |                                  |P-Z||**||[|
  |                              ____|   ||()||[|_,__
  |                             /    |___||__|/[|( )/|
.+.  ,^^%---                   /___________________/ |
+.+ <  __\_((/ Just as I       |__________  ______ | |
.+.<_/-    //    thought...    |          ||______|| |
+.+))__   //                   |        ] ||______|| |
.+.+.+.)_//                    |          ||______|| |
+.+.+.+|_\__                   |__________|________|/
ejm+.+|     |



doors & trapdoors:

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  |__________|   ejm

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  | |__||__| |== sh!
  |  __  __()|/      ...I'm not really here.
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  |__________|   ejm

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       |\/<_>^^%--- 
       |__/___\|\  Hello, I decide to try the cat door....
       ejm     \

                     _,^%---
        _______     \<|  \ oooh, my back!  I don't think I'll
       |       |    < \    do THAT too often!
       |       |  ^^<_
       |_______|   _| /
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drums:

           .^%--- Can you tell I don't really
          < _ \       know how to conga?
        /_< / 
       _[ ][ ]
ejm98  \\_/\_/\


eggs:

             ha                           ,^
                ha  -----%^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                  ha ha /   .".   "
                       /   '   '
                          ;OOOOO;
ejm97                     +=+=+=+
                          =+=+=+=
                           =+=+=
                            =+=
                       Happy Easter!!


                    ha
        ,^^^%--- ha           I always count
       < \   \ ha              my chickens
       <  \                      BEFORE
       <                       they hatch
       < +=OOOOO=+
       < =+=+=+=+=
       <  =+=+=+=
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ejm97   "   =+=

fishing:

           '\
          '  \    ,^%---
        '     \@  >  \ I think I caught one!
      '        `\/>
    '           __>,^   *    *
  '           //| |   (/   )/
'~-~-~-~-~-~""""""""""*""""""*
~-~-~-~""ejm97"""""")/"""""(/


ejm97      '\
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-~-~-~-~-~-~"""""""""""""""""""

           '\
ejm97      ' \    ,^%---
           A  \@  <  \ Look! I finally caught one!
           ^   `\/>
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              //| |   (/   )/
-~-~-~-~-~-~"""""""""""""""""


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        '     \@  >
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'ejm97-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~


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      '        `\/>     _
    '       ______>,^____\
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'ejm97-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

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                 / \___/
                 \,^%--- 
                  <  \ Good thing I have this lifepreserver...
                _/>     _
          _____@__>,^____\
ejm97    '  \-=-=-=-=-=-/{}
-~-~-~-'-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~

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                  <  \ And so easy to throw too...
                _/>     _
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food:

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        A snack!! /


      ()
      \/ ,^%---
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         <\_  
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       ^^| /
ejm97    /
              Y
              \ ,^%---  This house wine has an
           )(__\<  \      amusing bouquet...
          _[]_  >   
         [____]_>,^
ejm97    | //|| |


   88
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88888    '-     -----------------
          \    (Oh boy! Grapes!!!)
     ---%^^^,   -----------------
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          / >  
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          / \_


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            |__\<  \ What's for dinner???
          ____  >
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ejm97    | //|| |


  ,^%---
\_<  \ What's for dessert then???
   >         _________________
   >     ___________
  _>,^     _____________
 / \_

               * 
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 | | ( )  86 /\ \_\>   \ Champagne and/or soda all round!
 |_|_|_|_888/_o)_  >        
[________________] >,^ 
|                |/|
|ejm             |\ \


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[____________]   \_\>   \ ha
|            |      >        Luckily for me, there is no more
|ejm98       |  //\>^^     Champagne after I finish this glass.

              __\  __
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   _---'\_\/   __)_    \ /_/`--_
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               .^^%---
              /<   \     I finally located my platter
             / >       and had just now prepared it with
               >,^          fresh basil leaves.
              /|
  ejm         | \

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           ___     /<\  \ making bread
        __(___)__ / >/
       [_________]  >,^
       |         | /|
ejm    |         | | \

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          (___)    /<\  \  It worked!
        __(___)__ / >/
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       |         | /|
ejm    |         | | \

               .  u  ,^^%---
         _._ \| |] \_>_  \ tea or coffee?
       \(   )]|_|    >/
      [__________]__>^^
ejm98 |        //|| |


               .    .  u  ,^^%---
         _._ \| |]\| |] \_>_  \ Please help yourself.
       \(   )]|_|__|_|    >/      I think the extra cups are
      [_______________]__>^^        in the cupboard.
ejm   |             //|| |


           .     u  ,^^%---
         \| |]    \_>_  \ coffee?
       ___|_|___    >/
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ejm98 |       //|| |


                ||
                ||  ,^^%---   Iced tea.
         \| |]    \_>_  \ Mmm, delicious!
       ___|_|___    >/
      [_________]__>^^
ejm98 |       //|| |


            .    u  ,^^%---
          \| |]   \_>_  \ coffee and strudel, anyone?
       @@@_|_|__    >/
      [_________]__>^^
ejm98 |       //|| |


mmmm       ---%^,
 strudel    @/  >
          ___\/ >
         [____]_>,^
ejm98    | //|| |



mmmm       ---%^,
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          (_)\/ >
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ejm      | //|| |


            u  ,^^%---  Did someone say toast? Does
    _._      \_>_  \    that mean it's time for tea?
 _\(   )]_     >/          
[_________] __>^^
|ejm98    |//| |


      | /      ,^^%---
    ,.|/     \_>_  \ This congee is pretty good....
 __(   )__     >/          
[_________] __>^^
|ejm98    |//| |

bubblegum:
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              < 
             ^^|\
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                    /
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                \ > \
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frying pan & fire:

Veronica Karlsson drew the frying pan

                )   (  )   )
                 (   )   (     
       ----%^^\_____________^^^\
   O______/__\              /   ^
         /    \____________/   ejm & VK 1996



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     ha ha /|_ -_-_-_-_-||     out of the frying pan 
          / |ejm96-_-_-_||        and into the fire
            ==============

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[________]  > 
|ejm    |  /|^^
|_______|  \ \


To llizards (archery – fryingpan)
To llizards (golf – poem)
To llizards (running – yikes)

©ejm 1996-2000